Douchebaggery

An occasion or act when a douche or a tool is doing something douche-like.

Stop chugging shots like LMFAO, you're a lightweight. This is such douchebaggery.

by AsianDunnSensation February 17, 2010

douchebaggery

1) The actions associated with being a douchebag possibly including, but not limited to, the following:

Popping the collar of a polo shirt, saying outdated expressions such as "that's hella cool" and "I just pwned your ass for the 34th straight game", the styling of the hair with a buttload of product, constantly saying the word "dude" with varying pronunciations, acting in a manner that generally pisses other people off except other douchebags, waiting in the car while your girlfriend/wife goes inside and does all the grocery shopping, throwing gangster signs and sideways piece symbols in photos and greetings/goodbyes, acting in a careless and stupid manner, farting in public, growing ridiculous facial hair like Nick Swisher, cranking up rap masic thru massive subs at stop lights, lighting up a cigar in a no-smoking casino, and generally doing things that good, upstanding men/women would not do.

Porter: You know who's a douchebag? You're a douchebag, Brad.

Brad: Sometimes you act like a complete and total douchebag. Your douchebaggery knows no bounds, even by normal douchebag standards.

by jackolanternteeth March 11, 2010

Douchebag

Someone who acts like they are the shit, in all reality is not.

Tyler: Dude, i cant come over today.

Nick: Why?

Tyler: My house got hit by a meteor.

Nick: Your a douchebag tyler.

by Foxhead August 21, 2010

Douchebagdad

the origin from which douchebags came from.

this kid is the biggest douchebag i have ever met, he should go back to Douchebagdad!!

by SJ23 January 19, 2011

douchebaggage

intangible things, feelings, or circumstances that cause one to behave in a douchey manner

When you come in here you need to check your douchebaggage at the door.

by xfit kid September 25, 2010

douchebag

Someone with an over inflated sense of self worth combined with low lever of intelligence
see Jersey Shore for further explanation

That guy is a Douchebag by the way he dresses and acts

by 123215fas August 28, 2012

Douchébag

Being past the levels of jerk and asshole but below fucker and mother fucker.

Brhi:Chloe, Conor's a complete Douchébag. He's a know-it-all just forget him.
Chloe:Yeah.

by Jayy~Sky November 1, 2012