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Urban Dictionary

All About Sex.

Every definition is tied back to hooking up. Literally.
A.:What is urban dictionary?
H.:The Wikipedia of the streets
A.: More like sex.

Pun intended ©
by Vamps™ January 23, 2017
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Local Dictionary

Clair: I'll look it up in the local dictionary

Jason: No, look it up in the urban dictionary it has more answers and is also hilarious
by ThatSarcasticGuyAtParty's January 20, 2015
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Urban Dictionary

A website full of...well...you're on it right now, nitwit! Anyways, it's a place full of sex-ridden bigots.
God........SO MANY PORNAGRAPHIC DEFINITIONS!!!!

That my friend, is the Urban Dictionary!
by The Jester of Madness! November 17, 2015
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urban dictionary

That thing that used to be funny and won't let you publish definitions EVER.
by Niger Tits November 3, 2015
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Urban Dictionary

1. A place used not just by you but by law enforcement, advertisers, and your mom. It helps everyone keep up on the new code words you used on twitter this week to describe what you did last friday.

And yes, the police are coming for you....run!

2. The reason you failed english class
Example#1

Suspects home was stormed by police due to his self incriminating post about his white lighting a prop with his dirty double d.

Luckily law enforcement knew what that meant and quickly stormed the scene, He is now safely in prison in another mans arms. Happy valentines day

2. Urban dictionary seemed to have played a role in the naming of the new "epic selfie donkey punch coke" brand.
by InvitroCannibal February 24, 2015
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Urban Dictionary

A website where you go to look up 'modern' definitions. However, most things have something to do with sex or drugs.
Dude, I just got a definition published at Urban Dictionary. Don't worry, it is mildly spicy ;)
by Swago1200 January 15, 2019
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Urban Dictionary

an epic website/app which you are currently on. Abbreviated ud.
by Meepster April 6, 2015
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