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ass cracker

a cracker that is inserted neatly between ones ass cheeks.

(think the bird in Aladin, the type of crackers that are always being inserted into his mouth by the sultan....now think of those sticking out between ones butt cheeks)
Hey man wanna an ass cracker? With a lil butt cheese they are better than ritz crackers!!
by Madam Buttcheese May 19, 2007
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Eating Crackers

Having sex, boning, screwing, fucking, humping, doing the nasty.
I was eating crackers with the entire Olympic men's swim team and fucking crumbled that shit.
by GrossGirl18 August 13, 2016
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cracker smacker

A black male who only sleeps with white girls.
by bigdids March 20, 2013
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cracker rap

Commercial country music. Not the classic stuff, but the twangy modern mass marketed country that's all about trucks, cowboy hats, etc.

Like rap music, every singer sounds the same and sings about the same stuff. Unlike rap, it's aimed at white people, or at least some white people.

Rap for hicks.
It seemed like every truck stop Jamie stopped at between Minneapolis and Spokane was blaring cracker rap on the outside speakers.
by tuftskins January 19, 2010
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Graham Cracker

Someone who is initially fun to be around but is more and more boring as you get to know them, similar to the way a graham cracker tastes.
"Shannon is so fun!"

"You only say that because you've just met her. She's a graham cracker."
by iamck December 18, 2012
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Nut cracker

A girl that makes you cum quickly during sexual inter course.
It's hard to please that girl , she's a nut cracker.
by Isaiahisaplaya January 15, 2016
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Acorn Crackers

1. Persons and groups with the courage to expose corruption and fraud in modern American Society by process of recording and exposing evidence on the internet such as youtube videos.

2. Activists sometimes subject to being accused of criminal conduct who document public officials and corporate fraud, greed etc. by means of publication on the internet and exposing secret recordings and video evidence American Mainstream Media attempts to ignore that in fact provides the accountability and transparency factor to public interest even the White House advocates.

3. People groups or persons like Fox News and Hanna Giles who expose and promote exposing corruption in American Politics and Institutions like Acorn brought into the public eye by publishing hard evidence on youtube and the likes.
Acorn Crackers are every where with cameras and recorders rolling and their corruption busting efforts are paramount to the success in making government and business in the United States both accountable and transparent in accord with the Obama White House commitment to change. Acorn Crackers are anything but criminals, they are the newest form of American heroes unafraid to go undercover and video and audio tape the truth of what is going on in the United States public and private sectors.
by Thought Adjuster September 23, 2009
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