Hatch Cover

A Kotex used to cover a woman's pussy during her menstrual cycle.

Honey, while your out buying beer can you pick up some hatch covers for me?

by Busted Hatchet March 6, 2013

Fish Coverup

When elderly women don't take baths every day, they cover up their fishy smelling cootchy with rank perfume that can be smelled from a mile away.

watermelonisha: my grandma uses fish coverup when she doesn't wash her cootchie good enough for a few days. she masks the smell with a dab of her perfume...........on every inch of her body hoping no one notices.

by cootchy cutter May 10, 2013

Chocolate Covered Wooden Nickel

A butt hole anus brown eye stink star

Go to jail and you may just take it in the chocolate covered wooden nickel

by Paisley_pony March 28, 2012

chocolate covered starfish

When you shit on a boring girl during sex, and she's still unresponsive.

I had to throw that chocolate covered starfish in the shower after we were done.

by Haloyoyo September 14, 2013

Amish Covered Wagon

(N); synonym of Dutch Oven...

Typically perpetrated by the male human species (however open to both genders): when in bed one farts (silent or audibly), while pulling (or already having pulled) the covers over the others head in order to make a both warm and noxious local atmosphere.

It is the credentialed opinion of this author that this term was proliferated and hereby codified by virtue of a certain sharp witted, critical thinking Navy Health Care Administrator - who's name shall be with held for the sake of professional courtesy.

Upon returning home from deployment and witnessing the incredible house makeover, Jeff validated his familial happiness with no less than three Amish Covered Wagons that evening.

by always_laugh December 14, 2013

Sniffin covers

You still experience or see something on the surface, not going deeper yet

A: How was your new school? Feel nice there?
B: Dunno yet. Still sniffin covers

by silverst0ne December 2, 2014

chocolate covered wagon

Act of dipping your dick in hot chocolate then making your girl suck it off.

I gave Lisa a chocolate covered wagon last night.

by bolognaround January 22, 2015