comment section soldier

Someone who looks though comments of a post of someone who is usually a minority or oppressed to some extent, or someone who is attacked for a certain opinion that is widely seen as justified and morally right, and debates with the commenters who disagree and attack the speaker/poster.

When it comes to posts about the trans community, I become a comment section soldier and sift through the comments to fight the 12 year olds hating

by Ermmmmm69420 May 13, 2024

comment tu t'appelles

Definition
"Comment tu t'appelles ?" is an informal way to say "What's your name?" in French.

How to use it
In French, there are many ways to say "What's your name".

Comment tu t'appelles ?
Comment t'appelles tu ?
Comment vous appelez vous ? (Formal)
Quel est ton nom ?
Quel est votre nom ? (Formal)
C'est quoi ton nom ?
C'est quoi votre nom ? (Formal)
Ton nom ?
Votre nom ? (Formal)
Nom ?

by A doodle June 3, 2024

Comment novelist

Noun. A person in a forum/comment section who goes on a massive tangent regarding a certain topic. Typically covering every minute detail and sometimes (but not always) using overly sophisticated language.

Jim: "that guy on that one Reddit thread was a total comment novelist

Sam: Seriously! His rant about horses went on way too long!

by Professional goblin December 15, 2024

Commendup

to come back and end up doing something

I will Commendup finishing this puzzle before bed

by mikcapo January 10, 2025

Commercial Holiday

A holiday that a lot of companies & businesses expect for the average person to spend a lot of money for.

1: Hey, Valentine's Day is coming up, what are going to do for your SO?

2: Nothing really romantic, we're just going to spend the day together.

1: You're not going to get her something?

2: Why do I have to get her something physical like jewelry or something to prove my love to her? It's just a Commercial Holiday so the fat cats at the top get my money . I don't need one day to prove my love for her.

1: You're selfish.

2: Last time I checked, a relationship requires two people. It's not solely on the guy to make stuff work.

by Royal_Defense710 February 10, 2026

Commentpost

The act of posting comments on social media platforms—Instagram, Facebook, Reddit, YouTube, etc.—not to contribute to discussion but to provoke reactions, express disagreement, engage in debatebait, gather screenbait, or simply display ignorance. Commentposts are the background noise of the internet: thousands of them, every second, designed to do nothing but occupy space and attention. Some commentposts are sincere (the user genuinely believes what they say); most are performance (the user is playing a role for an audience); many are bait (the user wants to provoke a response). Commentposting has become the default mode of online interaction, replacing conversation with combat, exchange with escalation. The commentpost is the atom of the internet—small, numerous, and often toxic.

Example: "She posted a photo of her cat. Within hours, there were forty-seven commentposts: three about the cat's cuteness, two about the lighting, and forty-two arguing about whether cats should be indoors or outdoors. None of the arguers knew each other; none would change their minds; all had successfully turned a cat photo into a battlefield. Commentposting had done its work: turning everything into argument."

by Dumu The Void February 20, 2026

Commentbait

A form of commentpost specifically designed to generate more comments—controversial opinions, inflammatory statements, deliberately ignorant questions, or "hot takes" crafted to provoke outrage and engagement. Commentbait is the engine of platform engagement metrics: the more comments, the more the algorithm promotes the post, the more comments it generates. Commentbaiters don't care what you say, as long as you say something. They're not trying to convince or communicate; they're trying to capture attention, generate metrics, and feed the machine. Every "unpopular opinion" thread, every "am I the only one who..." post, every deliberately wrong answer on a help forum—commentbait, all of it. The commentbaiter has learned that engagement is its own reward, and that the best way to get engagement is to make people angry enough to type.

Example: "The post was simple: 'The earth is actually flat and here's why.' No evidence, no argument, just a claim designed to trigger. And trigger it did—thousands of comments, millions of views, days of engagement. The poster never responded to any of it. They didn't need to. Commentbait had worked: the algorithm loved it, the platform promoted it, and the poster walked away with the only currency that matters—attention."

by Dumu The Void February 20, 2026