When you are engaged in anal sex in a seated position, usually your father or employer's car, you pull out and your partner spackles your lap and the car with blown mud.
Dude, last night I was banging my girl in the ass in my dad's car. I pulled out and she gave me a cleveland lapdance.
by KEMTD May 4, 2006
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J: "What are Claire and Steve doing in the back room?"
P: "She grabbed the caramel sauce, so they must be cleaving"
J: "Oh man I love it when my woman gives me the cleave"
P: "She grabbed the caramel sauce, so they must be cleaving"
J: "Oh man I love it when my woman gives me the cleave"
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by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006
Get the clever pill mug.A city in Northeast Ohio right below Lake Erie. It's an awful city, but everybody who lives there thinks it's the best city ever. The sports suck, the weather is bipolar (there is normally more snow on Easter than on Christmas), and it is dirt poor. The rich suburbs are all drug addicted.
On the up side, Cleveland has the rock and roll hall of fame and a lot of great rappers (for example, Kid Cudi <3) come from there. Also, the Cleveland Orchestra is really good. Famous people to come from Cleveland include: Halle Berry, Drew Carey, Jim Brown, Terrence Howard, Jim Tressel, Paul Newman, Cy Young, and Jesse Owens.
On the up side, Cleveland has the rock and roll hall of fame and a lot of great rappers (for example, Kid Cudi <3) come from there. Also, the Cleveland Orchestra is really good. Famous people to come from Cleveland include: Halle Berry, Drew Carey, Jim Brown, Terrence Howard, Jim Tressel, Paul Newman, Cy Young, and Jesse Owens.
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Get the cleeman mug.perhaps the worst franchise in the NFL next to the Raiders, Lions or Cardinals. A team with a dedication to losing that is almost mind boggling, even when the
team makes the right move in signing a good player they get hurt, (see Lecharles Bently). The NFL should never have resurrected this franchise, it should have
gone to a better city, like Las Vegas or San Antonio. GO STEELERS !!
team makes the right move in signing a good player they get hurt, (see Lecharles Bently). The NFL should never have resurrected this franchise, it should have
gone to a better city, like Las Vegas or San Antonio. GO STEELERS !!
Guy 1: Hey I got tickets to the Browns game, wana go?
Guy 2: Nah I am gonna sneak into the zoo and try to hand feed the polar bears.
Guy 1: Wow thats alot better then watching the Browns blow another one, can I come?
Guy 2: Sure but make sure you tie the food to your body,
Guy 1: Alright! This is gonna be great!
Gee what a surprise the Cleveland Browns lost again to the Steelers, what is the 6th time in a row? How is that a rivalry?
Cleveland Steamer was originated in Cleveland because Browns fans had to come up with something to release the stress of ALWAYS losing.
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Guy 2: Nah I am gonna sneak into the zoo and try to hand feed the polar bears.
Guy 1: Wow thats alot better then watching the Browns blow another one, can I come?
Guy 2: Sure but make sure you tie the food to your body,
Guy 1: Alright! This is gonna be great!
Gee what a surprise the Cleveland Browns lost again to the Steelers, what is the 6th time in a row? How is that a rivalry?
Cleveland Steamer was originated in Cleveland because Browns fans had to come up with something to release the stress of ALWAYS losing.
Publish this.
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