Touch Chips

The attempt of being up to par with; To try to be in the same class/category as; Trying to be as good or superior than something or someone.

To touch chips with them, you need more money.

by Prequel November 16, 2009

Nipple Chips

Just a fun nickname

Hey, Nipple Chips, what's up?

by Midget77Wrangler March 3, 2011

Sperm Chips

The act of ejaculating on your partner's back in a below freezing temperature environment. Whereupon the frozen semen is peeled off and fed to same partner.

"The wife and I are going ice fishing this weekend."
"Are you sure? It get's cold out there."
"Of course, mid-January is sperm chips season!"

by Oh God, why? June 17, 2012

but chips

Little pieces of shit left on your but after you wipe

Issac left but chips on the toilet

by windycity8080 October 23, 2013

Pork chops

Sideburns shaped like pork chops. They usually get more ladies than tenderloins , t bone, or porterhouse instant heart attack side burns but a possessor of any of the latter three is usually a better fighter. Well, latter two, the tenderloin sideburns possessor ought to go ahead and shave and start over.

I'm not gonna tell you again, shave those pork chops!

by Solid Mantis October 31, 2016

Off chops

When something is too good to be true

Kenneth’s is off chops.

Amelia and Daniel are not off chops.

by yeeeeboiiiiiii May 24, 2021

Ass to Chips

A disturbing phenomenon that occasionally occurs at parties. An individual will bee seen digging in the ass crack at a party, and then using the same hand grab a handful of chips from the chip bowl. This is usually met with great disdain.

Steve: I asked Tammy to throw that bag of chips away and empty the chip bowl

Mike: Why?

Steve: Frikken George was digging in his butt crack and then went ass to chips.

by Stinkyfinger007 February 24, 2011