Old cheese

Your mum. Not offensive.

Who was that on the phone?
My old cheese.

by dieselcom August 1, 2007

bell cheese

Crusty piss-semen scum that collects under the foreskin

When he asked for a blowjob, Helen had to consider the smell of the bell-cheese before accepting

by Christofalofagus June 27, 2003

cheese bus

It's the slang version for a yellow school bus.

Our class is going to Washington DC, in a yellow cheese bus!

by gerberkids June 27, 2006

Grilled Cheese sandwich

a very good snack that takes a slice of cheese between two bread slices, then cooked until the cheese is melted.

"I cooked a Grilled Cheese Sandwich yesterday when i was hungary."

by Kevin March 10, 2004

Cheese Beanie

The "mould" growing under the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.
Usually derived from lack of hygiene or self interaction.
Once developed, quite difficult to clean out and rid without pain.

Person 1: Ugh, my penis is so itchy.

Person 2: Dude, check it for a cheese beanie, you've probably got one spawning.

Person 1: What's a cheese beanie? I might go to urban dictionary and find out.

by Ryno69 May 22, 2009

Throw some cheese on that bitch

What you tell the chef at McDonalds when he asks what you want on your food.

McDonalds Chef: What would you like us to do to your quarter pounder? Anything special?

You: Throw some cheese on that bitch! Do it or I will toe tag yo monkey ass

by Steve March 27, 2007

cheese

When you don't want your parents to know you're talking about cocaine so you say cheese instead; can be substituted for cheddar, gouda, havarti or any other type of delicious cheese variety.

Boy: Hey mom, billy got some really nice cheese at his house do you mind if I sleep over tonight?
Mom: Sure, son. Have fun!
Boy: Thanks, mom!

by silentbob0069 June 26, 2016