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cheese

When you don't want your parents to know you're talking about cocaine so you say cheese instead; can be substituted for cheddar, gouda, havarti or any other type of delicious cheese variety.

Boy: Hey mom, billy got some really nice cheese at his house do you mind if I sleep over tonight?
Mom: Sure, son. Have fun!
Boy: Thanks, mom!

by silentbob0069 June 26, 2016