by chalk5oda2oy December 16, 2016
Get the Captain D's mug.A certain proctologist who has a secret identity, captain fingers, by night. He uses his extraordinary finger powers to give criminals a prostate exam until they give up. His only weakness is women and gay males.
Guy 1: I went to see my proctologist yesterday and he screamed "CAPTAIN FINGERS!" Before he preformed my exam.
Guy 2: How hard did he jam his fingers up your butt?
Guy 1: Hard... Very hard. And when he yelled, im sure everybody in the hallway felt very uncomfortable.
Guy 2: How hard did he jam his fingers up your butt?
Guy 1: Hard... Very hard. And when he yelled, im sure everybody in the hallway felt very uncomfortable.
by MrPants September 5, 2012
Get the Captain Fingers mug.A well brought up young man sporting a deliberately dishevelled look. Accessories may include old mannish articles such as a ripped Barbour, a pipe, and some form of hat.
Check out that guy Crispin wearing the Peruvian hat with the tassels and smoking a pipe. Such a Captain Trampy!
by Little1/Squit November 24, 2011
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AKA the Captain
AKA the Captain
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