actual holy crap 

A rare toilet phenomenon that draws crowds from all corners of the house and potentially the entire neighbourhood but keeps cisterns and pumps inactive for days.

An 'actual holy crap' has a golden glow. When one gazes upon it's beauty a choir of angels start to sing. However what really seperates this piece of poo from the others is simply miraculous.

An 'actual holy crap' unlike it's cousin the floater which just floats on the water seemingly walks across the water. In fact it almost skips!

An 'actual holy crap' does not have any political will but does have strong opinions on global issues.

An 'actual holy crap' may feign being camera shy but scientists have discovered they crave attention.

Sadly 'actual holy craps' have a short lifespan due to their abhorrent smell and suicidal tendencies.

"Have you heard about that angelic piece of crap on the news? They're saying the little fella walks on water and he has a golden glow!"....."Now that's an actual holy crap"

actual holy crap by sunshiyong November 25, 2010

fuck shit crap 

Commonly used when something goes wrong

sarah: Fuck shit crap.
shaubbie: Wat u doo.
Sarah: I made luv 2 a cow.

fuck shit crap by Shaubbie July 26, 2006

trap and crap 

Luring someone under false pretenses of urinating into the bathroom and making them entertain you while you take a dump.

Becky didn't want to be alone with her constipation so she pulled a trap and crap on Art.

trap and crap by Lori D March 6, 2008

anal crap 

The other definition is complete shit..."anal crap" for that matter. The person who posted it should be ashamed cause they're a f***ing moron. An oxymoron is a combination of contradictory terms (e.g. deafening silence or hopeful pessimists) which still makes sense somehow. Anal crap is just an example of redundancy (since where else would crap come from except your anus?)just like "huge giants". Repeat: other definition is "anal crap"

Who gives a shit? You're not going to use it in a normal conversation...

anal crap by a.d.i.d.a.s. March 6, 2005

sack of crap 

The pop group Busted

"hey did you see Busted on TOTP"
"yeh, what a sack of crap"
"dont u hate the way the mime and do the shit jump thing"
"like i sed... sack of crap"

sack of crap by Curtis July 9, 2004

load of crap 

A load of crap is literally just a whole lot of shit. It is often being used to for example this:

Dammit! My computer won't work! Stupid load of crap!

load of crap

load of crap by The_Shadow November 2, 2013

cut the crap

1. A person that doesn't stop for chit-chat. A guy who meets a girl and goes out with her the next day cuts the crap.

2. To tell someone to stop talking.

1.
Guy 1- I met a girl last night, I took her all the way to 4th base!
Guy 2- Wow, you really cut the crap.

2.
Guy- So, how long have you been in the mobile phone industry?
Girl- cut the crap and pull your pants down.

cut the crap by Mr. Cut the Crap March 13, 2009