cock-panther 

hybrid of the cougar between the ages of 40-51...a woman that is the super-cougar that all cougars aspire to be...perfectly preserved perhaps by some sort of surgery or augmentation, flawless appearance, superb physical fitness, and usually a high ranking executive with a bottomless bank account...this woman will stop at nothing to pounce and conquer prey...men of all ages are powerless to her.

..."She's no cougar, that woman is a full blown cock-panther"....

cock-panther by robby redhead August 27, 2007

cock raisin 

A cock so shriveled that it looks like a raisin. The male opposite of a twat waffle.

That pool must be dirty cold! Check out that ninja and his cock raisin!

cock raisin by twaffle in vegas January 26, 2009

Cock Enter 

Opposite of cock block ; One who helps to score sexually.

Hey man i don't cock block I cock enter!

Cock Enter by Cockincounter September 23, 2009

cock blockternity 

The amount of time that goes by while being cock blocked for way too long. (Combination of cock block and eternity)

That guy's forty year old and still a virgin? Those cock blockulas have cock blocked him for a 'cock blockternity!'

cock blockternity by xmovox October 26, 2009

Cock Fraud 

The act of a man meeting girls on the internet and sending them photoshopped or otherwise altered pictures of their erect cock to impress the girl and make her want it.

Chris wanted to hook up with this girl so bad, he sent her a photoshopped picture of his cock but when he met the girl she laughed at him and said "Dude, you just committed Cock Fraud!"

Cock Fraud by Yateball April 3, 2010

Cock Meat Cough Drop 

To pour cough syrup on one's penis, and insert it into a sick person throat.

My gay life partner has really bad bronchitis and was coughing most of the night. I told him to open wide for daddy cause your going to have to choke down a Cock Meat Cough Drop. So I drown my huge man hammer in Tussin and jammed it down his cock holster.

Cock Meat Cough Drop by Ballsagna April 1, 2015

cock thirsty shit wizard

A magical man who just can't get enough of sucking dick.

" My cousin is a voodoo cock thirsty shit wizard"

cock thirsty shit wizard by JoeOde January 17, 2017