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Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount June 21, 2008
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that's the way the cookie crumbles

Expression of events that are out of your control. Usually pertaining to events that result in unwanted circumstances.
Person1: Ah man, the bird's crapped all over my car again.
Person2: That's the way the cookie crumbles.
by King Among Men May 28, 2004
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Cooking Oil

Some "wierdos" use cooking oil as lube so instead of saying wanking just simply say Cooking Oil.
Person 1: Brb in 15 ok.

Person 2: Cooking Oil?
by Michael Burrows October 18, 2008
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cookie bumper

A lesbian who enjoys genital contact with other lesbians in a bumping fashion.
Melissa likes to bump cookies, therefore is a cookie bumper.
by Scout Peterson November 5, 2008
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Cookie Pants

Usually sweats or lose fitting pants that are used to eat cookies or any other types of fatty foods. Usually used for females when they are feeling lazy, PMS, have unexplanable cravings or breakups.
Oh my gawd! A pazookie so sounds good! I guess it's cookie pants day.
by vericarolchellyjess April 23, 2011
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cooing

less developed stage or manner of babbling, tweets; murmuring meaningless mating calls (mostly as voice mails).
Cooing at babies is vital to British speech development, but often lethal to American speech development.
by 👹 murmur raider October 23, 2018
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CookieGamerOK

CookieGamerOK is a when a person likes to commit war crimes, and doesn't care when he does it
That man is a CookieGamerOK, he has committed several war crimes.
by adagsdgdsghd June 9, 2020
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