dirty commie

nickname created by liberals/republicans for communists

they want free healthcare and a fair wage? dirty commies!

by dirtyc0mmie February 5, 2022

comitted

Comitting is when you have a coughing fit so violent you involuntarily vomit.

Dude, I was driving to work and I comitted in my lap.

by TheBeagleRoger November 3, 2013

commie mother fucker

A series of words to describe something you don't like.

Frend: Wanna play FORTNITE?
Me: commie mother fucker

by Yate485794032 October 8, 2019

enough commie spam

A place on reddit where people argue using the belief system that all solutions are invalid. Therefore their arguments are always valid - while accomplishing nothing and presenting no actual alternatives to communism.

This meme has a theory behind it. I'm going to go mock it on Enough Commie Spam without providing a better alternative to a stateless and classless society. Better dead than read!

If I don't choose a solid position I can easily win any argument on Enough Commie Spam.

by comradenanuq December 3, 2016

commie tears

commie tears is the act of taking ones cum and sharing it with everyone in the room preferably its when everyone cums inside a cup mix with vodka and each person has to sip sharing the cum amongst your fellow cummers

me and mark had 6 other friends over we all jerk off into a cup and commie tears with our friends

by ancientalienrockdweller September 6, 2021

Commissar

He who is sneaky ,
doing illegal stuff at nighttime on the world wide web

by Anonymous April 6, 2003

committing

committing is a rare occurence in which the person committing cums, vomits, and shits themselves in a convulsive manner. Usually done after participating in some hideous act as in sleeping with an ugly girl or seeing someone doing something that warrants the convulsive act.

Dude: Guy last night i slept with this hideous bitch!
Guy: What did you do?
Dude: I looked at her and committed all over the place.
Guy: Legendary committing action!!!

by kitchenkrew August 3, 2009