Clarence

Clarence is a smexy little peeny that likes to play.

Omg smexy peeny alert

HI CLARENCE

by Youoyoyooyiy October 26, 2018

Urban Clairvoyant

A psychic & clairvoyant that does not buy into the stereotypes of a typical psychic. No crystal balls or fake persona. A spiritual coach that provides insight through reading energy while providing life tools through energetic means.

She's the real deal, a true Urban Clairvoyant
I prefer an urban clairvoyant over the traditional psychic. I feel I am speaking to a real person that can relate to me!

by sexy intuite September 22, 2011

Clairtoris

A known friend of the hostile vagina. This rare breed is overly forgiving of the erectile dysfunctionate. Stimulation is not required, but a medical degree is.

Edgar Ditmer (aka E.D.) was forgiven many times over by the clairtoris for his inability to maintain erection, because he had attended and completed medical school 40 years prior.

by kirkddsmd March 2, 2009

Clare

They don't think twice before they say anything but real hoT and smart

omg clare just said something stupid but i still love her

by oimoitegotciggies February 2, 2019

Clare Axford

A Person which is fat and ugly and looks like a man, smells like shit and has a way of turnin people against you.. she deserves to get eaten my some llamas and then spat out and then get beaten up by sticks by us,, you fat bastard, you fat bastard, you ate all the pies!!!

Oh that clare axford is a rite cunt.. we all hate her!!!.. go roll down a hill ..

by Miss Flop And Miss Mopp February 24, 2009

Clairissa

Clairissa is typically Asian. She claims her eyebrow game is superior to all else, yet she is nothing with Anastasia brow powder. She enjoys interior design, clubbing, and saving women's fashion boards on Pinterest. From time to time, she'll eat the occasional salad, but her heart lies within pizza. She prefers school over work, and she's an excellent student. However, she's the life of the party. This is easily understood by the fact that she wears sunglasses for the entire day after her birthday. All in all, Clairissa is best known as a pretty 19-year-old who dislikes Chinese food even though she looks Chinese. In addition, Clairissa is described as sweet as sugar and she loves Nelly

Clairissa never has just one favorite color

by Girl_gossip December 4, 2014

st clairsville

A small town located on the eastern border of Ohio that harbors, quite possibly, the stupidest human beings in existence.
Home of Jamboree in the Hills... AKA (festival for national drunkards to attend, where upon arrival, they presume to drink large quantities of alcohol, fight with one another, vomit on each other, sing country songs that no one knows the words to, and then, finally, ask to see their friends wives along with all other females in site tits) Yeah... the nexxus of the universe AKA FUCKIN HELL

Johnny: Man last week I thought I was in hell.

Dale: You visited St. Clairsville?


St. Clairsville = HELL

by HELL!!!! July 14, 2003