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cackoffice jockey

1., someone whom prefers to hear themselves talk over listening
2., a back stabber that talks shit about fellow employees
3., lacking spine and/or balls to confront situations like an adult

4., prefers utilizing back stabbing skills to avoid work
5., a nosey coworker that rubber necks
Dude, friggen Todd ran into the wall because we was trying so hard to look in my office when he walked by!

-Yah, yesterday he was talking for ours about you behind your back to everyone
That's strange because he only ever wants to tell me about his weekend - doesn't want to hear about mine
-He is such a cackoffice jockey
by revere jr. December 4, 2020
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Chackle

A women who finds a male worthy of marriage, and proceeds to lock them into an arrangement against their will. A common aspiration of women to lock a man down.
When I met Olive she was a wonderful girl, after several dates she chackle me into a relationship that I wasn’t ready to commit to.
by Grace graveno January 7, 2021
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Cack

When you are tired and are gonna go to bed
Hey guys I’m about to cack

You Dre I’m gonna cack
by Lightskin112233 January 16, 2021
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Caack

Cock but in a cowboy accent
Hey there young fella that’s a nice caack you got there
by Billllllllllyyyyy January 25, 2021
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Cacksack

Cack sack is when two people are dancing and one of the people is saying “YIPPEE” and then someone in the party drops a pie and the pie land on the face of the YIPEE MAN you can say, he had a cacksack of a day
Man dancing: YIPEE
Waiter: WOOPS
pie: *in the air* *SPLAT*
man dancing : :( cacksack day to me
by The royal barber Shool February 3, 2021
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Cack

C - Commanding A - Alpha ck - Cock

The larger more dominant penis.

The type of cock you see in your significant other when you get home early from work.

In the wild, it's free and majestic, and every Beta wants to gaze at it in wonder.

While domesticated, it gets married and keeps the spouse with a smile on their face.
Damn Susie, Alex gave me some serious Cack last night, it was thunder clapping my cheeks and now I can hardly walk, and my stomach hurts"

"His Cack bout broke my damn jaw off"

"Janet said her hubby has a tiny red rocket, and she constantly thinks about Alex's Cack"
by MrSir86 February 4, 2021
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Cackling Cumbag

A person that is being very annoying, angry, wont shut the fuck up, or has a very cunty behavior. Mainly used to make the fucker erupt in anger or rage. Can inflict more damage if the person is pregnant, has many children, or is a Karen. Can Change Cumbag With Cuntbag for more damage.
Karen: How DARE you give that tone to me! My husband is top of his class at the coast guard! You will treat me with RESPECT!

Me: oh fuck off you cackling cumbag of a whore, go back to walmart.
by BillCosby420 February 23, 2021
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