Christmas Magic

When you take a shit in someone’s stocking before they wake up on Christmas morning.

My brother’s been a real jerk, so I’m giving him some Christmas Magic this year.

by tridaddy November 20, 2020

Christmas-treed

Loading a shot gun with buckshot, slug, buckshot, slug

There is nothing better for home defense than a Christmas-treed shotgun.

by RJO1000 June 4, 2020

Christmas dick

When a male applies cocaine to his penis and then has sexual intercourse.

My buddy jeff Christmas dicked Zach’s mom.

by McGooo September 18, 2021

Christmas in July

When Christian and Catholic hypocrites people come together at the tail end of July to defy the teachings of their Lord Jesus by selling shit.

Here is why Christmas in July violates what is written about Jesus in The Bible:

Matthew 21:12 (King James Version)

"And Jesus went into the temple of God, and cast out all them that sold and bought in the temple, and overthrew the tables of the moneychangers, and the seats of them that sold doves."

Although the scenery of being in a house of worship differs, the concept remains the same: selling shit in Jesus' name. Call it a sale, call it a discount fest, whatever, but definitely don't fucking call it Christmas in July; Jesus wasn't born until December so stop fucking it up.

by Space Wrangler July 25, 2021

austerity christmas

a very financially tight christmas

Are you getting the ipad this chrismas?

Nah man, we're having an austerity christmas

by Lbowmonster November 29, 2011

Father Christmas

One of Santa Claus' many pseudonyms, along with:
-Kris Kringle
-Père Noël
-Sinterklaas
-Saint Nicholas
...and more translations in other languages.

Sammy: Mommy said Father Christmas might come tomorrow if I do all my chores today.
Kyle: You know she's just trying to get you to do your chores?

by Jinad October 17, 2022

Christmas Syndrome

(n') - When you speak and don't listen to yourself

"The presents were great, it was like having Christmas in December" or "Yeah but the statue of the kitchen wouldn't fit in the cow"

by Hunter's Paw September 7, 2005