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Christmas Ham

(Noun) A euphemism for having sex. Usually used in a way to suggest it was "achieved." Works with both genders.
Male No. 1: "What's up?"
Male No. 2: "Nothing much, except I got the Christmas Ham last night."
by Servanov_4_CH September 15, 2019
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Christmas af

When you have Christmas fucking spirit and decor all around the house like whoop whoop!
Oh my god like Josie is Christmas af she has her ugly Christmas sweater and her peppermint mocha and everything like oh my god
by Elittle March 27, 2016
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Turkish Christmas

When you alternate force feeding your friend seasame seeds and cups of water until they either throw up or piss their pants.
"Dude Jayden had an amazing Turkish Christmas last night!"
by MAKEOUTHILL666 December 21, 2017
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Christmas kills

Obtaining more kills on a video game due to the fact that a large number of yonger or more inexperienced players have just received the video game for christmas.
I got a lot of "Christmas kills" today after all these newbs got the game I play for Christmas.
by Djjoojoo December 29, 2009
mugGet the Christmas killsmug.

christmas kitty

A cat kitten or fully grown, shows Christmas spirit most often forced by the owner but sometimes willingly does it by itself. It is a cute thing and is enjoyable by some, these cats can viewed on Google as wearing santa hats and being in stockings, all the same they're cute.
Jer The Christmas Kitty approaches Maddy The Christmas Kitty wearing his santa hat making him look adorable like his counterpart Maddy Christmas kitty wearing her santa hat and a silver bell collar.
by Leothelionslayer December 15, 2016
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Christmas driving

Impatient with the lights, he pulled out his Christmas driving, and showed the other drivers what an audacious guy can do on the road.
by Ninja Clan Lord December 26, 2015
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Christmas Syndrome

(n') - When you speak and don't listen to yourself
"The presents were great, it was like having Christmas in December" or "Yeah but the statue of the kitchen wouldn't fit in the cow"
by Hunter's Paw September 7, 2005
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