Christmas Song

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This is a good Christmas Song you should watch it! ;)

by Idiot801 December 12, 2016

Christmas Juice

An alcoholic beverage that, quite literally, tastes of Christmas. Consists of dry gin and has an essence of raisin. Thought to have been discovered by a man known only as "Hal"

"Mmm this tastes like Christmas"
"Well duh, it's Christmas juice"

by MdotGeezy December 11, 2009

Father Christmas

One of Santa Claus' many pseudonyms, along with:
-Kris Kringle
-Père Noël
-Sinterklaas
-Saint Nicholas
...and more translations in other languages.

Sammy: Mommy said Father Christmas might come tomorrow if I do all my chores today.
Kyle: You know she's just trying to get you to do your chores?

by Jinad October 17, 2022

Christmas dick

When a male applies cocaine to his penis and then has sexual intercourse.

My buddy jeff Christmas dicked Zach’s mom.

by McGooo September 19, 2021

Christmas Waffle

A vagina during the menstrual cycle that is infected to the extent that it exhibits a dark-light green color. The resulting red and green color is it's namesake.

Jan decided to suprise Peter by making her vagina more festive and went to obtain a christmas waffle from a nearby male prostitute.

by Noctoner December 25, 2010

austerity christmas

a very financially tight christmas

Are you getting the ipad this chrismas?

Nah man, we're having an austerity christmas

by Lbowmonster November 25, 2011

Christmas Magic

When you take a shit in someone’s stocking before they wake up on Christmas morning.

My brother’s been a real jerk, so I’m giving him some Christmas Magic this year.

by tridaddy November 20, 2020