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topless bus 

A double decker bus with no roof, so the people on top can look at the view. Officially known as an open-top bus but that isn't quite as gigglishly funny as referencing topless.
topless bus by bus spotter July 23, 2006
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The Magic School Bus 

The act of smoking DMT before entering the morning school bus. The user would trip out on the ride to school and exit the bus sober.
Tim: Hey dude you ridding the bus tomorrow?
James: Yeah, The Magic School bus.
Tim: Oh shit, good luck man.
The Magic School Bus by LickMyHawk September 5, 2011

spacker bus 

the small bus that i ride to school \m/
I rided the spacker bus!!!
spacker bus by gabe April 8, 2004

retard bus 

any military troop transport vehicle (including aircraft but not large ships)
mh-60 pilot: "all aboard the retard bus! come on you fuckers this thing won't be here forever"

soldier 1: "some dumbfuck got his helo shot down"
soldier 2: "typical, retard bus drivers never take care of passengers"
retard bus by DIABLtheLEGEND August 22, 2011

Driving the white bus 

To vomit-more precisely to vomit into a toilet.
After consuming the most of a case of beer, Chad ran to the bathromm where john caught him driving the white bus.

cheaper than the bus 

phrase used when someone is bragging to you about certain price they got on something.
origin: this phrase was seen sometime in 1993 on a hand written poster advertising a carpool from collge back to the Boston area. Actual phrase was "I'm cheaper than the bus". After finding out who wrote it, it became an inside joke (how much is this, cheaper than the bus haha) but quickly became a regional term for a good deal.
"glass pieces at Conventry were only 30 bucks!"
"wow, those are cheaper than the bus"
cheaper than the bus by bph4eva October 30, 2004