burning anus tapper

when you lick a man/womans anus till its raw then after using bengay as lubricent use your penis as a hammer from that shitty gopher game we all played as kids and tap that shit till it bleeds.

i was with this elderly man last week who said he never has any fun anymore, so i performed the burning anus tapper then tucked him into bed.

by chicagomeathouse November 8, 2013

burning perfect

The desire to be perfect but not having the ability too

Im trying to be burning perfect

by glowing December 12, 2013

burning sesh

when you and your friends get together and burn all your exes shit in a bonfire! fuck yeaa!

"lets go get together and have a burning sesh for jake"

"hell yeah! jakes single that bitch deserves all of her shit thrown in the fire"

by miabobia May 13, 2014

burning ernie

When you put Ben Gay on the outside of your condom and then fuck someone in the ass.

Mark's wife pissed him off so he gave her a burning Ernie last night.

by Doofzilla May 29, 2014

burning fur

When fucking, a persons pubic hair catches fire

The smell of burning fur and the sound of screaming was a sign of relief-

by deep dark and black June 20, 2014

Bumping Dogs

When two men hug and almost touch wieners.

Whoa, Dale and Gary are bumping dogs after the 49'ers won.

by Southsideerick January 5, 2014

bumping clocks

The act of providing incremental updates to a piece of hardware such as a smartphone, CPU or wearable device in the form of marginal spec bumps instead of releasing a revolutionary device.

Usually requires you to buy an entirely new device to get, for example, slightly more internal storage space or a marginally better CPU speed.

Usually done by hardware manufactures such as Apple, Motorola and Qualcomm.

The goal is to make as much money off of existing technology as possible before spending money to innovate.

I really hope that Merrifield and the next iteration of it are good and I hope Logan is great too because no one is competing with Qualcomm so they are literally sitting on their asses trying get another year out of bumping clocks on Krait.

by Spirit Bear April 5, 2014