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Green Buffet

See: Gravy SEAL.

A higher rank, in the make-believe military, these guys are potentially more dangerous. Delusion larpers on a spectrum somewhere between a gun-nuts and preppers. Prone to hate on gamers, airsoft/paintball players, and others because they use “real guns” instead; possibly in a controlled environment or even recklessly.
You got called out for flexing a participation trophy. You’re not even a Gravy SEAL, you’re a Green Buffet!
by ThisBruiser December 17, 2023
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Jimmy Buffet

A buffet where people get high and drunk in honor of the late Jimmy Buffett.
It’s also known as the Margaritaville in honor of his GOAT hit song Margaritaville.
People were paying tribute to Jimmy Buffett at the Jimmy Buffet.
by gregben September 13, 2023
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Bavarian Buffet

Looking for a sexual partner in the crowd after a sportive event.
Hey man, the match is almost over. Should we head out for a Bavarian Buffet?
by Struwwelkoeter October 7, 2023
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baggage buffet

When you meet someone in dating that has so many issues, that's it's like a baggage buffet.
Oof - not moving forward with a relationship with that guy. He's got mommy issues, money problems, and he's not over his ex. He talks about her so much, I'm starting to wonder what she's up to now! And I literally cannot hear another story about his bad childhood. He's a baggage buffet. Pretty much undatable.
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 7, 2023
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Ghetto Buffet

Buffet of all the free food you accumulate from redeeming rewards from fast food restaurants apps.
I am broke. We bout to have a ghetto buffet tonight. What do we have for free on the McDonald’s app? Check dominoes app too! I need to see if we have a free pizza.
by BadBadblackman November 29, 2023
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Fluffer Buffets

(Noun)
In porn it's a risky sexual maneuver it's when the tree male actors place their entire fist as far as they can at the primary entrance the back entrance and the mouth of the actress.
"Are you sure we're going to do the fluffer buffets isn't a bit too risky for the actress?"
by mitakenshiryusen May 13, 2024
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Vef Beffer

Comes for the veef beef, stays for the vef beffer
by Veef Beef May 27, 2024
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