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Curtis Bridge

A CP enthusiast and lover of fingering A minor. A person of this name can be described as a top tier gooner, and usually holds a rank within the top 10 globally in ranked jerkmate lobbies. This person also has a deep love for physics and the intricacies and intertwining theories behind indian flickermunting and other applications of cock and ball tomfoolery.
Look at that retard over there, he just spilt coffee on his book and then tore the entire thing in half. He's such a Curtis Bridge
by fj1607 January 31, 2025
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Poppy Bridges

Slag with big arse and massive tits
"She's a rate Poppy Bridges!"
by Trololol12345 July 31, 2017
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bridge mover

A person who demands a huge amount of useless make-work from others on a whim.
ex.: I really think that bridge would look much better over there.
My manager is such a a "bridge mover". I can't get any real work done for all the useless reporting he demands in order to justify his executive position.
by Muley101 October 28, 2015
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Reverse Osmosis Bridge Pylon

Generational Bridge Pylon Architecture. Built and Created by Non other than CaseOh himself. It can support the heaviest of weights.
"I'm naming that the Reverse Osmosis Bridge Pylon"
by JeffyLacePipeandpoopers4297 August 8, 2025
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Bridge on the river Kok

The result of putting a lot of effort into something useless.

Taken from the Top Gear Burma special where the trio builds a bridge on the river Kok instead that on the river kwai
A - Oh shit, the history research was on WW1 and not WW2
B - I guess we build a bridge on the river Kok
by Bob The builder March 3, 2017
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playing the bridge

Moving the stretchy part of the penis underneath the head/scrotum for sexual pleasure, a fidget, or as a finger warmer.
yo dude, I was Playing the bridge last night and my mom came in!
by the_shizzle November 7, 2023
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Stinky Bridge

The area connecting your nuts and arsehole. AKA the gooch, the weld and so on and so forth.
Her tongue got lost in the depths of my stinky bridge, it was not a journey for the faint hearted. I have just commenced a historic game of five aside, she saved me the shower.
by Hatfields Ho 1 January 22, 2018
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