Boofed

Missing a wide open layup on a fastbreak

Ay yo ass jus boofed an entire lay

by Royal Dripp King 👑 March 06, 2021

Boofed

Being butt fucked or butt fucking under circumstances or mild objection or surprise. Derived from the sound Bret Kavanaugh's victims make just after being thrown on the bed at the moment of penetration, " bu-oof"

Bret boofed me at the party last night, but I loosened up so he'd let me breath.

by Jigabagaratis May 02, 2020

Boofed

When Delta’s CEO Ed Bastian has given you drinks beyond oblivion on a Delta flight and you arrive hammered as shit

Ed boofed me again, I’m drunk as shit

by Avib56 March 19, 2023

Boofed

When something or someone is dull-witted or "unfuckwitable"

If you dont think something is cool

If an action is stupid

Christian: AY, Camden, jump down those stairs
Camden: Nah bro that shits boofed!

by cfreeeee December 01, 2018

boofed

Black is white. Night is day. 2+2=17.34632.

When that molester Kavanaugh opened his mouth into a Devil's triangle, the world boofed and the Republicans slurped it up.

by the hands of justice October 06, 2018

Boofed

To get busted or bopped.

Yo, I saw the cops in the hallway, who got boofed?

by TinyShark February 04, 2021

Boofed

boofed is a big oof. Instead of saying oh you just got roasted you say you just got boofed and make sure to put emphasis on the boof.

Teacher: You’re ugly
Student: ...
Classmates: You just got boofed

by GianfrancoR December 01, 2018