Board Samurai

a person with an high rank/post count on a message board that picks on noobs. refers to the feudal era when samurais were considered olf high rank, and shunned average citizens.

stupid Board Samurai thinks he can talk down to me just because he has a higher post count.

by v1cious June 14, 2005

Bohedonist

A person who engages in an unconventional and artistic lifestyle, placing heavy emphasis on the experiences of physical pleasures. Bohedonists are intellectuals who follow conventional rules in their careers and work, but whose private social lives are far removed from the main of society. Note that a bohedonist cannot exist alone as group celebrations are paramount to this lifestyle.

Her birthday was an exercise in bohedonist living, complete with gourmet foods, heavy drinks, various powders on mirrors, half naked people spread in all parts of the house, and a hot tub of course.

by NiteLite December 13, 2008

OPM Board

videogame discussion board, best on gamers.com

Occasionally spammed by losers.

No longer under LoneSage's control in cooperation with public demand.

I visit the OPM Board too much.

by Darth Bisquick September 23, 2003

OPM Board

An excellent board on gamers.com.

I spend too much time on the OPM Board.

by bobcj September 24, 2003

Walk-Boarder

A person that walks with their skateboard untill someone can see them, then they hop on their board.

Lets go take that walk-boarder's skateboard, man he is gay!

by jac5 October 2, 2005

Wake-boarded

Chatting up a hottie in the bar only to have your buddy step in, make the moves, and not make himself scarce. Eventually you wake up to the situation and realize he's trying to illegally board your target...

You were doing well with that chick last night until Jim totally wake-boarded you...

by Rack 'em and stack 'em August 25, 2008

beer board

Getting someone drunk to get information

I'm gonna have to beer board him to find out the truth about my girl.

by dixiedreg December 19, 2011