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Support your man for everything she has done for you on National Blow Job day occurs on January 18th. You give your man a nice blowjob with much love.
Support your man for everything she has done for you on National Blow Job day occurs on January 18th. You give your man a nice blowjob with much love.
by Beronica johnstein January 18, 2020
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Get the National Blowjob Daymug. A person whose existence is the very point of annoyance for most (read: all) who surround him/her. Synonym: douchebag
Joe: Yeah, this kid Sam, he totally busted into the party un-invited and then cut me in line for beer pong. I was like, WTF, dude?
Tom: Yeah, dude, I know that kid. What a waste of human matter. Yeah, that kid should have been a blowjob.
Tom: Yeah, dude, I know that kid. What a waste of human matter. Yeah, that kid should have been a blowjob.
by Elizabeth LB December 11, 2008
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by Cookie the Dog whisperer September 21, 2013
Get the farting while getting a blowjobmug. by Gonzo Beast February 5, 2010
Get the Bad Blowjob Barb (BBJB)mug. The product of a flawed plan concocted by men to create a new (fictional) holiday that enables men to receive both a steak and a blowjob from their girlfriends/wives on a specific day annually, apparently in a rebellion against the 'chore' of Valentine's Day.
However, whilst attempting to demean and get one up on their female counterparts these men have forgotten that this ridiculous holiday entitles them to ONE steak and ONE blowjob a YEAR. Therefore providing women with a justified excuse to avoid the activity becoming a regular occurance.
However, whilst attempting to demean and get one up on their female counterparts these men have forgotten that this ridiculous holiday entitles them to ONE steak and ONE blowjob a YEAR. Therefore providing women with a justified excuse to avoid the activity becoming a regular occurance.
Nope, I'm not doing it. National Steak and Blowjob Day isn't for another 8 months... you'll have to wait it out.
by tiledwall June 6, 2010
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