relationships could get a bit tricky over the next few days, so promise yourself that no matter what loved ones might say you won’t overreact and make things worse than they need to be. Smile serenely and pretend that nothing bothers you in the slightest.

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relationships could get a bit tricky over the next few days, so promise yourself that no matter what loved ones might say you won’t overreact and make things worse than they need to be. Smile serenely and pretend that nothing bothers you in the slightest.

by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025

Touched a wee bit of blurt

The action of feeling, touching or caressing somebody’s ass.

Derek: What’s happening big man, any action on the weekend?
Ben: Yeah, touched a wee bit of blurt.

by Dickbon May 16, 2025

The Coldfoot Bit

The bit of comedic relief received from the story that will be told of your usual debaucherous and/or adulterous escapade in Coldfoot, AK or other small work camps in isolated areas.
This entry will be discovered sometime and be added to the canon of The Coldfoot Bit, it's discovery will be recognized in a new entry entitled "Coldfoot Bit Discoverer."
The Coldfoot Bit is about the authentic absurdity of it all, 50 people keeping themselves voluntary in close quarters 500 miles from nowhere.

The Coldfoot Bit is a coping mechanism to stay self aware and check in with oneself that one is young and crazy or maybe actually going insane from camp life.
The Coldfoot Bit zeitgeist considers itself to be the best bit and therefore becomes a classic addition to the widespread meta-modern movement scholars are noticing, blaming such historical events such as 911 or the Covid-19 pandemic.
The Coldfoot Bit is not responsible for the personality, psychological or morality changes the do occur during camp life. The bit remains self-aware and collective to the point it is in accountable. Get back to civilization and discover your family and friends don't know you anymore? YOU made YOUR decision to contribute to "the bit" out of your own free will, or maybe your will with the help of some illicit substances.

In the end, the Coldfoot Bit is used by everyone like a bitch. Treat the bit kindly or the bit will spin around and bite your gonads off.
DON'T GET BIT BY THE BIT.

So at the bonfire the other day, so and so got drunk and shaved of all his hair off. So and So did it for The Coldfoot Bit.

So and so tried to jump the bonfire for the bit but landed in it, luckily she was ok.

by TheWolfsJaw August 13, 2025

‘For the bit’ kink

A kink that is created or exposited specifically because it is funny, or ‘for the bit’.

‘Hey man, you talk about feet a lot. Are you sure you don’t have a foot fetish?’
‘Nah, man, that’s just my ‘for the bit’ kink

by NiccyMarcy September 26, 2025

fur of the dog that bit me

To drink alcohol the morning after getting wasted to cure a hangover.

" How you feeling man"
" like shit. I need the fur of the dog that bit me"

by Hey you guys July 30, 2015

crawled up your leg and bit your bollock

A term used when someone, usually male, is more pissed off than usual - if something crawled up your leg and bit your bollock you would quite understandably be pissed off.

Usually quite a subtle way to tell them they're acting annoyed, funny too.

Joe: " STFU DUDE!"
Jim: "Damn, what's crawled up your leg and bit your bollock ?"

by KappaKappaKappaKappaKappaKappa November 11, 2015

Beard on tash with a little bit of mash

I assume derived from "chinny chin chin". To point out something said is a lie. A version of the saying for teenagers.

"Beard on tash with a little bit of mash" implies the lie is ludicrous. If less ludicrous you can use "Beard", "Beard on" or "Beard on tash".

All sayings must include a chin stroke.

Believe this comes from Portsmouth (Pompey) and surrounding areas of the South of UK.

Liar - "Alright mush, last night I smashed 20 birds"

Listener - "Beard on tash with a little bit of mash"

by Clatyn April 19, 2024