bakers shit

not too solid and not too loose...if you could shit into a pastry bag and decorate a cake with it.

brown cream cheese flowed from my ass...a classic bakers shit.

by squid_x January 11, 2021

bakers shit

a shit so creamy and thick, if placed in a pastry bag it could be used to decorate a cake

dude, i just took a 4 star bakers shit.

by squid_x January 11, 2021

bakers shit

a shit so thick and creamy it could fill a pastry bag and decorate a cake.

dude, I just took a 5 star bakers shit.

by squid_x January 11, 2021

Baber

A portmanteau of “Babe” and “Forever”.

Kaden: Your my baber.
Sam: Wtf does that mean.
Kaden: It means my babe forever.

by Cleavenem February 13, 2021

Baker

Pikey Nonce who likes Westlife

That bloke is a “Baker”

by J-Barnett96 March 11, 2021

BAKERY GIRLS

A group of girls who work at a family owned bakery. They create obsessions with one owner and believe he is their god. They’re loyal, loving, and have a unique bond. Remember to check their TikTok comments and your ring doorbell.

Watch out for those bakery girls around your husband. They’re contagious and impossible to escape.

by ZzZz111 January 18, 2021

baerk

ba•rr•k baerk baerk baErK

i love baerk lolz👨🏾 🦲🚍🏃🏽 ♀️💨

by triraus22 March 30, 2021