Virginia Burrito

When you’re about to fuck and you don’t have condoms on hand but there’s a tortilla in the pantry.

“Oh shit I don’t have any condoms on me” - Chick
“Don’t worry, I got some tortillas in the pantry - we’re about to Virginia Burrito this” - Dude

by notsjolie April 09, 2021

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deep fried burritos

megadeth cant' touch deep fried burritos in any way. no matter how many key changes are in the solo

by duncacas February 09, 2010

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Rushmore Titties, mommy milkers, teddy's hands pillows, oxygen provider...

Burrito's tatas

by coffee_man March 27, 2023

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A dirty Cambodian choocha or dirty little slam piece used and abused by many.

Damn you really eating that Cambodian sushi burrito you know where that has been?

by Cindy’s son September 06, 2019

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When you can't fit your penis inside the dead baby so you just fuck it instead.

"Stay still little jimmy this might hurt"
I'm gonna give you a Sumerian burrito

by Sumerian burrito November 16, 2016

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When someone is hispanic but due to appearance and mannerisms its undetectable.

John: You know Liz is hispanic
Mark: Really? I never knew!
John: yeh shes a discreto burrito

by HeylooUD October 30, 2011

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When you eat your girl’s pussy after eating some Fritos.

George loves himself some frito burrito, and so does his girl!

by Ohdear January 30, 2020

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