Bender

1. Something that bends something eg pipes
2. A brown-nosing, arse licking, bum boy, cock-loving, up-the-wrong'un, pussy-hating gayboy

1. Bender from 'Futurama'
2. James Pickup

by godli July 15, 2008

because WE'RE ON A FUCKING BENDER

The answer to anything when no other answer will suffice.

guy 1: "How the hell did New Zealand manage to draw with Italy last night?"

guy 2: "because WE'RE ON A FUCKING BENDER!!!"

by qpwoeirutt September 15, 2010

bendedat

had sexual intercourse with.

Jake: man you see that girl?
Justin: yeah, i bendedat

by justin k-shor April 21, 2006

bending the barcode

to negate a positive process; to lessen the fun of something.

in laymen's' terms: to act lame in a way that holds up a fun activity, to ditch a plan at the last mintute; to act uncool.

"Dude, you can't go to the movies with us tonight? You are so bending the barcode right now"

by KMCATF June 27, 2009

Bendilly

To tickle one's asshole with one's finger.

I had a bendilly marathon with my girlfriend last night.

by geniusa January 16, 2010

Bendillo

Someone who you want to be friends with, but they think your a total freak... so you stalk from a distance...

Him- Hey whats up?
me- I love you!
friend- He is such a bendillo...

by lexisawesome March 28, 2012

bendet

A Swedish green thumb with facial hair that'll make you swoon.

I was just thinking that bendet.

by Boogiehawk August 7, 2017