Asian trump

trump if he was asian

orange trump more like Asian trump

by chucken nugites October 28, 2020

Asian Fan

A non-Asian person who is obsessed with Asian pop music, art, fashion, etc. etc. etc. Will typically learn snippets of Japanese in order to seem more legit and dye their hair.

"Why did Jessica dye her hair black, and why is she greeting me with 'moshi moshi?'"
"Yeah, she's an Asian Fan."

"Konnichiwa, Olivia-chan!"
"God, Amanda, stop being such an Asian Fan."

by Sick of crazy people July 18, 2012

asian mustache

When you jizz on a girl's face and it drips down so that it looks like the long white Asian mustaches in Kung Fu flicks.

I came on her face using a U shape pattern, resulting in an Asian Mustache.

by Deee Bag October 16, 2014

Getting Asian

Verb. When you get so high that your eyes start to squint like an asian. (Originated in Keller, Texas)

“Bro that last puff has me getting asian, I can barely even see.”

by EvonHuddler September 17, 2017

Asian Chris

Often left out of the fun, Asian Chris is known for his tiny errection and his lack of elite call of duty skills.

Hi Asian Chris, will you help me with my math homework?

by DrDanks December 1, 2016

Asian Mysticism

A paradigm in which inevitability is viewed as a unit-of-free-will.

This would contrast with the European view of mythology in which inevitability is posited as an object of predetermination.

The experience of Asian mysticism demonstrates that there are two types of fatalism: in European mythology fatalism is a form of pre-determination. In Asian mysticism fatalism is a unit of free-will.

This indicates that Eastern mythology is dependent upon a paradigm called "pre-contingency."

by fightfacilities January 3, 2021

Asian Twitter

Waste of space/time.

I Hate Asian Twitter

by bunyu oakland June 10, 2020