Asian Fan

A non-Asian person who is obsessed with Asian pop music, art, fashion, etc. etc. etc. Will typically learn snippets of Japanese in order to seem more legit and dye their hair.

"Why did Jessica dye her hair black, and why is she greeting me with 'moshi moshi?'"
"Yeah, she's an Asian Fan."

"Konnichiwa, Olivia-chan!"
"God, Amanda, stop being such an Asian Fan."

by Sick of crazy people July 18, 2012

Asian Angle

(adj.) the angle in which a camera is positioned down below the male genitalia specifically the penis, giving it the illusion making it appear bigger than it actually is for the purpose of SEXting, basically the old bait and switch.

Peter: "Hey, Mike I was looking at your profile on ChristianMIngles, your dick looks kinda small."
Mike: "I know, what should I do?"
Peter "Use the Asian Angle"
Mike: "That's genius. Thanks."

by GoDeep June 27, 2017

Cloddish Asian

An asian who is shit at maths, which is very rare in this era of asian occupation of Australia.

Big Michael is a Cloddish Asian, what a dumb fuck.

by Bath Wanker October 7, 2018

Asian labrador

Asian labrador; a word for cat.

Asian labradors are very small.

by jerry dow April 16, 2019

Asian pear

A person of Asian origin , who carries all their fat on lower end like pear, C’ mon haven’t y’all read up on body shapes and wat not.

“Don’t worry Kimmy Chu, you eat extra , you nice Asian Pear. Not like Sam, she tree.”

by Mrs. Nesbit February 22, 2022

Asian Chris

Often left out of the fun, Asian Chris is known for his tiny errection and his lack of elite call of duty skills.

Hi Asian Chris, will you help me with my math homework?

by DrDanks December 1, 2016

Asian Weener

A small Vienna sausage that nobody really wants to eat because it's just too small.

Bro, we were eating dinner and it's sad to see all those asian weeners go to waste

by Mycoxafloppin February 17, 2021