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Oscar Slap

When you bitch slap your friend on live TV then make him give you an Oscar
by Bingeingfox March 28, 2022
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Oscar

An Oscar is usually the quietest boy in the class, but his calming presence provides a type of handsomeness and hotness to him. He also sticks out because of this. Oftenly, he will reject the girls that like him for that one main crush he has. That one main crush is usually a Mikayla because she is so beautiful, pretty, cute and hot. His best friend would either be an Ali, Darren or Jamie. With an Ali, he will exposit about nerdy stuff, with a Darren they will have mischievious fun and with a Jamie they will try to do the best they can education-wise. He is not able to ask girls out though because of his low self-esteem and confidence. And definitely cannot ask Mikayla out because he will reckon that she already has a boyfriend or is just not interested in a relationship. He is actually verbally bullied quite a lot, but is not able to fight back because of his parents' high expectations to not get in big trouble. He has a strong connection with God and Jesus as a Catholic, but wished they could help him out with his problems. He is usually quiet because of his depression. His laugh is ridiculously contagious BTW and philosophies about his purpose in life.
Jamie: Wait, is Oscar asking Mikayla out?

Darren: Nah g, he wouldn't have the balls.

(Oscar returns)

Jamie: Dude, why were you talking to Mikayla?

Oscar: To ask her out.

(Everyone in year level surrounds Oscar)

Everyone: So what did she say?

Oscar: I can't say just yet.
by User123456778 November 22, 2021
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Oscar

Oscar is guy with a big dick. He have a wonderful smile that every girl likes. He have a super sexy body that every girl likes. He is also good at sports and he is very strong
Oscar is so sweet
by 18cm December 11, 2016
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oscar dewhurst

the best friend you could ever ask for who would do anything for you and is just all round an incredible person

also he’s really fit and strong :)
i love oscar dewhurst

omg me too!!! who doesn’t????”
by ;) xx July 24, 2022
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Oscar

oscar is a sick cunt thatd bash the fuck outta ya then take ya mum out for driffin
That oscar bloke fucked my girlfriend last night
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Oscars

An award show full of sob stories, nothing but fake phonies and fools. Fools who get Oscars for doing nothing.
Person 1: I watched the Oscars last night, they were awesome. So many things I cried about
Person 2: I can't believe you'd watch the Oscars, they are so bad and full of sob stories that attract the attention of people for votes.
by AMannamedlars February 24, 2019
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Oscar Baker

"Wow! Oscar Baker is such a chode"
by John Coutis June 21, 2016
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