Vibe tax

Extra money paid purely for the vibes

“Should we go to that dinner place that everyone takes pics at?”-Jack

“We could, but we’d have to pay the vibe tax.”-Deepti

by Uncut_jems September 11, 2022

Tax

The legal way that government steal money.

Hands up! This is a legal robbery, pay me your tax.

by jJukes February 2, 2021

Dutchuk Tax

A tax put on by Dutchuk on everything she sells
She's a scammer

Friend 1: How much did you pay for L.A.
Friend 2: $4400 for four days
Friend 1: Wasn't the quote $3500
Friend 2: It was
Friend 1: Didn't you ask Dutchuk about it
Friend 2: She provided the costs and they add up to $3200 per person
Friend 1: What about the remaining $1200
Friend 2: You forgot about the DUTCHUK TAX
Friend 1: What's that
Friend 2: Dutchuk tax is Dutchuk overcharging for everything

by anonymous May 30, 2023

Abylay Tax

When a fat nigga apple pie taxes ur shit

Yo fatbylay to abylay tax my shit nigga

by bigsteppers123 November 21, 2023

Maddie tax

When a wasteman travels the other side of the city to see his girl and stops seeing his boys and spends all his money on her just for her to leave him

Archie got Maddie taxed by his girl he spent £500 to see her for the weekend

by Ted’s left nut May 12, 2025

sin-tax

the tax for sinning. it's literally in the name, what do you mean i'm wrong?! it's the 'sin-tax'. the tax you have to pay for sinning- don't look at me like that! you know i'm right, you're just jealous i'm the one who has the balls to say it!

"Oooh, someone's gonna have to pay the sin-tax~"

by eli-dino January 21, 2022

Baby Tax

The tax an older man marrying a younger woman will pay for the luxury of having a younger wife.

Ronald's kids just got out of high school now he's remarried a 25 year old that's going to hit him with the Baby Tax

by Fraz Von Hoffer August 15, 2022