Can be found in every skateboard video comment section, these are the types of people who spam every video about importance of the most lifesaving item of them all, a plastic made in china helmet, they will swear by their life on benefits of wearing a helmet 24/7 while skating although it seems like most of them wear a helmet at all times judging by how devout they are on spamming every skateboard video that includes a skater without a helmet on HOW IMPORTANT A HELMET IS AND HOW STUPID YOU ARE FOR NOT WEARING ONE LOOK HOW BETTER I AM AHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111!!1111111
John is cruising around town on a longboard
Some retard:HEY WHERE'S YOUR HELMET YOU'LL FALL AND DIE AND EARTH WILL OPEN AND EAT YOU WOAH ARE YOU SKATING WITHOUT A HELMET!?!?!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!? DO YOU KNOW HOW DANGEROUS IT IS CRUISING WITHOUT A HELMET DUDE?!?!?!!?!?! WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING STUPID BRO COME ON BRO WEAR A HELMET NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
Another 50 people spam the exact same thing over and over and over again
John: Jesus these helmet army guys are real SOB
Some retard:HEY WHERE'S YOUR HELMET YOU'LL FALL AND DIE AND EARTH WILL OPEN AND EAT YOU WOAH ARE YOU SKATING WITHOUT A HELMET!?!?!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!? DO YOU KNOW HOW DANGEROUS IT IS CRUISING WITHOUT A HELMET DUDE?!?!?!!?!?! WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING STUPID BRO COME ON BRO WEAR A HELMET NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
Another 50 people spam the exact same thing over and over and over again
John: Jesus these helmet army guys are real SOB
by Kaprisas June 23, 2020
The meth army will overload court docket phone lines and complaint board when enraged close businesses or at worst use pdws in trial by combat sometimes also or mk6
by Cody5050 January 26, 2022
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by RedRibbonArmyDance February 26, 2025
Skeleton army is a card in clash royale. If you use this card it proves that you have no parents and you haven't touched grass in 8 years. All you do is play clash royale for 20 hours a day and drink crack cocaine for breakfast lunch and dinner.
i am stupid for playing skeleton army!!
by yessirrrrrrr May 28, 2022
by granada_roja December 04, 2017
A slang term used to describe the lost, usually especially inarticulate, brainwashed and blind followers of Donald Trump.
The mostly red-capped Army of Dunces, spewing sound bites, marched into the meeting hall to be drawn, once again, into their mass MAGA trance.
by Dr Bunnygirl April 23, 2024
The sauce army is a group refered to by THECFHSAUCE and is one of the best names anyone has ever thought of.
by Slazer33 March 14, 2020