I called him a wumao, but then he linked me to an Harvard journal article that determined wumaos don’t exist, and he asked me if I’m part of the “300 Million Dollar Army,” which I researched and DOES exist. Then I found the term 300 Million Dollar Army on urban dictionary and downvoted it while submissively urinating from the force of the defeat.
by jchristian January 25, 2022
Get the 300 Million Dollar Armymug. Carried by muff diver cornish fuckbots a small collection of toys of different shapes, sizes And colour used to aid in the pleasure of the frustrated
The cornish fuckbots could not help tim alone, the army dildos were deployed to de-frustrate the man
by Smudge 😙 February 9, 2018
Get the army dildomug. The absolute most toxic fandom and if you ever have a friend who is one you better be careful. They're a fandom of the popular boy band called BTS, consisting of JUNGKOOK TAEHYUNG NAMJOON JHOOOOOOPE SUGA JIMIN AND JIN
by wheresyoongi February 21, 2021
Get the armymug. -Fanbase of legendary group BTS.
- Are massive in size and have a large influence in things.
-When united, the most powerful fandom.
- Consist largely of POC
-Make the most charity donations out of any fandom.
-Have to deal with the most shit and are always portrayed as the villains when, in reality, 98% of the time, their drags are clap-backs.
-Respect them, they respect you.
-Fuck up and disrespect BTS once, they'll never forget.
- Always trend everything. If they're talking about something, you'll know (e.g. 'HAVE A SAFE FLIGHT,' 'ALL MEN DO IS LIE', 'TEAMWORK MAKES THE DREAMWORK', 'WE DID IT')
- Actually stream and work hard for their artists, which is why BTS win a lot of things and break so many records.
- Let's be honest, pretty much every artist would like to have such a supportive fanbase.
- No-jammers need to be exterminated
- Have done messed up shit before, but usually the worst they do is call people flops
- If they were as bad as kpop stans painted them to be/pulled as much things kpop stans have on BTS, quite a few groups would've disbanded by now
- Clowns
- They should start acting like the big evil fandom everyone paints them to be (but you didn't hear that from me)
- Are massive in size and have a large influence in things.
-When united, the most powerful fandom.
- Consist largely of POC
-Make the most charity donations out of any fandom.
-Have to deal with the most shit and are always portrayed as the villains when, in reality, 98% of the time, their drags are clap-backs.
-Respect them, they respect you.
-Fuck up and disrespect BTS once, they'll never forget.
- Always trend everything. If they're talking about something, you'll know (e.g. 'HAVE A SAFE FLIGHT,' 'ALL MEN DO IS LIE', 'TEAMWORK MAKES THE DREAMWORK', 'WE DID IT')
- Actually stream and work hard for their artists, which is why BTS win a lot of things and break so many records.
- Let's be honest, pretty much every artist would like to have such a supportive fanbase.
- No-jammers need to be exterminated
- Have done messed up shit before, but usually the worst they do is call people flops
- If they were as bad as kpop stans painted them to be/pulled as much things kpop stans have on BTS, quite a few groups would've disbanded by now
- Clowns
- They should start acting like the big evil fandom everyone paints them to be (but you didn't hear that from me)
"Why is 'HES MAKING BRACELETS' trending? Who's making bracelets?"
"Oh, that's just ARMY having a breakdown over a BTS member making bracelets on a live,"
"Oh, that's just ARMY having a breakdown over a BTS member making bracelets on a live,"
by < Ace > November 7, 2020
Get the ARMYmug. ARMY, meaning; Adorable Representative M.C. for Youth is the fanbase of the k-pop group, BTS. They are one of the most scariest fandoms in the universe. They go with the motto: "Mess with our boys and you will have to face the consequences" they could even cancel you within 24 hours. They could find your address, phone number or even the names of your school and family!!
by sxftjiminieee November 16, 2020
Get the ARMYmug. by terarrfyre March 20, 2025
Get the 15-Degree Army Stratmug. The Fandom of the boy group BTS is called ARMY and some of them made the term "Jesus would be an army". If Jesus would still be alive, he would definitely be an army, because nobody can resist BTS.
by KIMCHIENTERTAINMENT June 19, 2020
Get the Jesus would be an armymug.