Beer Wasted

a way to describe one who is intoxicated by beer.

Girl 1: "YOURE MY BEST FRIEND I LOVE YOU"
Girl 2: 'OHMYGOSH I LOVE YOU TOO!"
Sinister Cousin: "How lame theyre doing the iloveyou thing, they're so beer wasted"

by JosethebombCuervo October 27, 2010

White Claw Wasted

When a person drinks so much White Claw that they are extremely intoxicated and have no idea what is going on around them.

Look at Chassie walking around with her tit falling out of her shirt. She drank so much tonight that she's White Claw Wasted.

by GC A.C. June 27, 2020

Mitchell Bourner Wasted

The phenomenon which occurs when a Mitch consumes copious volumes of the HULK, a mix of WKD and Stella, for however long they remain conscious. It is usually characterized by off-beat dancing, the stripping of clothes, the groping of grannies, general sloppiness, obscene behaviour and inappropriately touching oneself.

Jonny: "Dude, why is that person groping that old lady and drinking green liquid"

Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
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Jonny: "Dude, you should have seen that man at the club the other night. He had like, fifteen shots of Jager and then started taking his clothes off and groping himself, super sloppy"

Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"

by Bitch_tits_bourner December 20, 2024

Waste, abuse and fraud

What the government is doing with my taxes

Why can't I call my government's bs? I need to know if my government is using my taxes for waste, abuse and fraud.

by Sexydimma2 November 8, 2024

Waste

it’s lil massa hoe

Have you heard of his new song? It’s so waste.

by lina is a bitch September 27, 2019

WIC wasted

When you mix your alcohol with (your) kids juice because you’re either too poor or too lazy(or both) to buy any mixers and you drink til you’re wasted

Girl, I got the juicy juice. Let’s get WIC Wasted

by Kittykatboom May 3, 2019

Top shelf wasted

When you go out drinking and get so wasted that you awake from your drinking coma days later.

Can also mean you are only drinking top shelf liquor to get wasted at a bar/club.

"Awwww man last week I got top shelf wasted in Tuesday.... Woke up Friday with no flow."

by Greatpickle December 4, 2014