A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.
"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"
by Ben Fartin December 8, 2023
Get the The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Banditmug. Reading the title of an article and becoming impassioned to share your already formed opinion of said article without actually reading said article.
by Emma Ferguson November 16, 2017
Get the title humpingmug. When you need to piss really badly you start moving your legs and it looks like you are rapidly humping the air.
Person 1: You ok there mate?
Person 2: No I'm bursting for a piss.
Person 1: Stop Piss Humping. You're humiliating.
Person 2: No I'm bursting for a piss.
Person 1: Stop Piss Humping. You're humiliating.
by StephenHawking'sSearchHistory May 23, 2020
Get the Piss Humpingmug. Just like a dog humping someone’s leg, or humping them from behind. A guy sexually abusing, or raping a male, and aren’t being brought to justice.
by LinkxPeach February 15, 2023
Get the All hump, no hurtmug. A behavior practiced by some hardcore techno enthusiasts in Los Angeles at rave-style events at least by the mid-1990s, though it possibly originated a few years earlier.
Physical act resembling sex between a human and sound equipment consisting of bumping and grinding bass bins, mid-highs, or other hip-height sound reinforcement gear.
Physical act resembling sex between a human and sound equipment consisting of bumping and grinding bass bins, mid-highs, or other hip-height sound reinforcement gear.
"Did you see those kandi kids speaker humping?" "Yeah, they practically knocked down that stack, they all were bumping into it on the beat. But that wasn't as crazy as that mosh pit got."
by Hardcore Massive Never Dies November 15, 2013
Get the speaker humpingmug. To grind one's genitalia in a press-and-release pattern against a particular object or surface; usually associated with an inanimate object.
by deadassurmomsahoe1432 February 1, 2020
Get the Hump your Crush daymug. Publicly having sex at a Toronto Blue Jays.
by CrankyKramer September 4, 2022
Get the Hump Jaysmug.