Poser

A guy who talks like he's known you his whole life even though he's never met you is a strange kind of poser.

The boy wasn't getting the attention of the kinds of guys (besides knowing what his band's name was) he wanted attention from, so he wrote lyrics about fighting with people he never met before, so that he's got their attention if he really wants it. His target didn't give him much thought before, but now thinks he's a poser.

by Solid Mantis February 2, 2020

poser

(TYPICALLY METAL GENRE) a poser is someone using a specific genre/band as a way to impress someone. for example, if your crush says they like the misfits, you buy a misfits shirt, not knowing any of their songs or anything about them.
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little rant-
people keep saying that bands like SOAD, deftones and other "nu metal" bands are poser bands just because they don't sound like black sabbath, metallica, iron maiden, slayer, megadeth, etc. there are many different sub-genres in metal, and it shouldn't restrict to JUST thrash, death, or other "heavier" sub-genres. SOAD and deftones aren't even really nu metal, they just do what they like to do. they're not poser bands. like what you like, and listen to whatever you want to listen to.

someone: *sees someone in a nirvana shirt* "hey, what's your favorite nirvana song?"

poser:"uh.. I don't know any.. I just think its cute."

someone:"poser.."

by sl1pth0tt March 12, 2024

Poser

This guy named ChEFF Tron. He's a huge fake ass poser. This guy thinks he's clever and smart but has no genuine characteristics of his own. He tries to act like a high and mighty holy roller but that's as phony as his personality. He won't shut up about how hot his 150 year old wrinkled ass mummy of a wife is either. This idiot thinks because everyone smiles to his face that they're not talkin shit about how stupid he is behind his back. He has no real friends just people that tolerate him.

Ah shit, here comes Poser ChEFF. Did he see me? Ah Fuck, he did! Just smile and laugh and try not to punch him in his phony ass face.

by PissedOffAnus June 8, 2024

Poser's poser

Someone posing as a poser. A poser of all posers.

Other person- I know you're faking that realness again get up. You're a poser's poser.

by Solid Mantis March 23, 2021

Poser' Up

A form of fetish that glorifies the fetishization and dressing of "Posers" in a Sub-Cultural setting. Goth, Punk, Emo, etc.

Have you seen Erin Micklow recently? she's all Poser'd Up

I'd love to poser' up that chick i see all the time at Punk shows, she seems innocent enough.

Up the Poser'-Ups!

by WWACKO July 10, 2024

Poser

Someone that has to have a camera on them at all times to prove they are who they claim to be.

The poser couldn't go skydiving or do anything else without a camera, because having nothing to show for it wouldn't make her look tough or colorful anymore, she would be uninteresting, as everybody is throughout most of their lives. People are interesting for a little while after they are born, then they are interesting again late in their life, but most of their life there's nothing interesting about anyone in particular.

by The Original Agahnim October 31, 2021

Motorcycle Poser

When you buy a motorcycle to look cool but never ride it. It sits outside in the rain or in the garage and collects dust.

Sina bought a motorcycle to ride with his friends, but after it arrived, everyone knew right away, that he was a motorcycle poser.

by Capt. Woodlong April 1, 2022