NOUN: Used to describe the size of the woman your friend slept with the night before. The number describes how fat she was because she was able to exist in 3 bars at exactly the same time. You would be able to say something to her at one bar, tell her to hold on a second, leave for the next bar, and finish your sentence there because she was truly that fat. It is possible for a 4 or 5 bar to exist but the term can only be applied to girls that your friend has slept with.
VERB: The act of plowing into an elephant sized female willingly and drunkenly
VERB: The act of plowing into an elephant sized female willingly and drunkenly
That chick over there looks like 3 bar to me, I can feel her gravity pulling me closer, try not to sleep with that one.
3 BAR!! (yelling in the face of that whale)
Try not to 3 bar it up tonight...again
3 BAR!! (yelling in the face of that whale)
Try not to 3 bar it up tonight...again
by Steven 'Michael' Bolton June 29, 2008
Someone: "BISHYou wear a ring on your nose because no one wants to put one on your finger."
You: Ooh Bars.
You: Ooh Bars.
by BagofEggs December 28, 2016
(kack) bar aka soap common cheap low grade cannabis resin common in uk .Frequently found to contain pieces of plastic .
by discohippie September 09, 2007
The act of shitting into a condom, freezing the condom, and then sexually penetrating a partner with it.
by NapyCuzinzLLC September 06, 2010
a benzodiazapine used for anxiety and insomnia (not an antidepresant) that fucks u up if u take it in bar form, which is the equivilent to about 8 normal people's doses. Same class as Valium.
by douchebaggery March 17, 2007
A salt of the earth bartender usually found in dive bars. Common characteristics are tattoos, mullet, scars, dirty jeans and black t-shirts. Special skills include ability to pour both kinds of drinks (beer and shots), and to settle any disagreement with the bat he keeps behind the bar.
by Vern Streeby July 18, 2007
by Jadesqr September 21, 2011