May 5

the day the person you’ve been crushing on is finally yours and you last a long time with them in a good relationship

yes it’s may 5!
and? it’s just a day
no, toms, going to ask me out!

by anonymous March 31, 2022

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5% challenge

Your phone battery must be at 5% to start out. The goal is to jack off to completion via porn on your phone before your phone dies.

Dude I just did the 5% challenge!

Wow you're quick!

by p1zzaJr September 22, 2016

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The Sunshine 5

Inevitably the best group of friends that ever existed; comparable to the 12 apostles, the Beatles, or the hosts of Monday Night Football.

mom: What are you doing tonight?

me: hangin with the sunshine 5 of course!

by the man-drew December 11, 2010

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The ‘high’ range is Clouds 1-10, and then you have Skies 1-5. If you say you’re on cloud 1, you’re barely feeling the bud. When you’re on sky 5, you’re so fucking stoned that you’re astral projecting.

*hits blunt* “Bro you feeling it?”
-“Yeah man, I’m on Sky 5 right now bro.”

by thiccgothstonerbabes69 December 8, 2020

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the 5 keys

a really bad word and can only be said by certain people

i have used the 5 keys to win many online arguments

by dont report me January 4, 2023

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Art 5

An art class that is impossible to get into unless you have sick-nasty talent, and you have an incredible portfolio.

Hay: I wish i could join Art 5, but i can't. Sadd.
Brit: Well, why can't you.
Hay: Because i am not very good at art and my portfolio is not good enough... plus it is impossible to get into.
Brit: But, I'm in it.
Hay: Thats because you have a good portfolio.
Brit: Oh. Ha. You were right. I am wrong.

by toldyousobritbrit July 12, 2011

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