dating troll

a girl or a guy who will wait in the cut and make sure that the person you are dating is always uncomfortable dating you.
ie) A snake whispering in his/her ear.

While I was dating Tabatha, a dating troll started trolling and long story short the date ended before the ball got rolling.

by c-hat-e April 19, 2013

date plater

the act of licking someones asshole or "datehole"

black cunt: "that white bitch Susie's a real horny mo'fucka....she likes licking my ass whilst sucking cock"

nubian jah rasta: "ahhh man... shes a date plater...nice!"

by Bill Cosbys Mum September 29, 2011

replay date

While learning to date better, a replay date is a plan used by men that consists of having exactly the same date (going to the same places and doing the same things), but with different women. This allows the man to better understand when he should make his moves, and when he shouldn't.

Bro 1: I keep going on all of these dates but they never go anywhere, I don't understand what I'm doing wrong.

Bro 2: Try having a replay date, dude, that'll help you figure it out.

by ChemistryEscalationCoachMattA March 11, 2021

Bro-date

An outing with a close friend, only applies to 2 guys going out, hanging out

“Oh you guys are going out together ? Have fun in your bro-date.

by Modez May 31, 2018

todays date

You use this site to often and used it as a search engine without thinking about why a dictionary would Know the date.

Todays date is in a callender not website used by sarcastic incels like me to mess with people.

by French intesifies July 20, 2021

christmas date

What a crackhead thinks a gay and a lesbian date is. (Because it would take a miracle.)

Crackhead walks up to a gay and a lesbian having a conversation. “Your Christmas date is going to be rad.”

by Self Checkoutsiders March 11, 2021

butt date

Two men going on a date to explore their gayness.

When the receiver gets grabbed by the defense before he even catches the ball, he yells "interference dude. I don't want to go on a butt date with you."

by Gernblanston77 January 14, 2018