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by anonymous April 7, 2022
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Poser

A coworker or boss who chooses sides on any given issue based solely their desire to fit in.
Sanchez totally sided with the staff accountants in that meeting so they would give her a "you go girl!" in the company cafeteria. Last week she chose to hang with Legal so she could be invited to their Happy Hour. She's a total poser!
by Ancillary Gurl June 2, 2009
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poser

someone so needy for attention they act like a fag to get it.
People who think that going to Hot Topic and dying their hair black and listening to Linkin Park makes them cool. They deny the whole indie/goth culture by a)supporting Hot Topic, a multimillion dollar corporation that only wants MONEH! b) doing what EVERYONE with more than a thousand friends on MySpace has done. c) supporting Linkin Park who have a contract with a huge record label that doesn't care about music, just money.
What a fuckin' poser! He bought that Good Charlotte shirt at Hot Topic.

People who will deny themselves and take personalities that are mass-produced by corporate America.

People who like the Ramones more than X or Minutemen because they had more chart success.
by hottopicisforfaggyposers October 7, 2008
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Poser

A massive trend chasing retard who ruins culture mostly skating
person 1: Oh for fuck sake that twat bought in a prebuilt board hes never skated to school
person 2: maybe they're trying to learn

person 1: nah that's poser shit look at that mall grab
person 2: stop being a gatekeeping twat
person 1: why don't u make me ;)
{person 1 and person 2 start violently fucking}
by Illskinurcockbackwardswankstsi September 15, 2020
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Poser

A poser can be more than a goth wanna be... A poser is anybody who claims to be something they are not. Or, really acting one way yet not being true to who you are or the people around you.

You can act like you have morals and are respectable then turn around and not have any real depth or emotional intelligence. It's like saying one thing than doing another. Just to look good or acceptable in the moment whether that's for popularity or even to truck somebody into giving you what you want. In other words your a total fake. Your word doesnt mean anything or hold any value because you are Such A Poser ..
Victor claimed to be a good guy from a very religious family, but the selfish behavior he displays is not of someone who cares about others, or morals, and integrity, untrustworthy, he is such a poser.
by Skyyz* January 25, 2024
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Poser

Someone who is not who they say they are.
When the girl wanted to look like an astronaut, a soldier, or an athlete, something that would make her look good, or serious, or positive (or tough), she wanted to look like a dude, but she didn't want to look like a dude for the full range of things a dude is, she didn't want to look like a loser or a junkie, she didn't want any negative image that would go with being a dude. She would let a male wear the shoe no matter who it fit, she would let the male be the coward she was too much of a coward to be openly, because she was a poser.
by Solid Mantis March 15, 2021
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Poser

Someone who's always someone other than who they were growing up.
The poser never told anybody he/she was a poser.
by Solid Mantis December 11, 2020
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