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Kaboo Baby!

KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BABY!
by MS.M-R January 15, 2021
mugGet the Kaboo Baby!mug.

Boom boom baby

The baby who is usually very angry for no reason. Or just an ignorant little brat
Did you hear that Stephanie had a boom boom baby
by I'm in your walls May 21, 2022
mugGet the Boom boom babymug.

Closet baby

A baby conceived by two people in a lavender marriage specifically to hide the parents homosexuality. Closet babies can be conceived through IVF, turkey baster or through the old fashioned way if the gay man is drunk enough and watched enough gay porn earlier in the day to make "it" work.
His agent wants him to stay closeted so he bearded up and they popped out a closet baby.
by Mr freeze September 27, 2017
mugGet the Closet babymug.

hit the baby

when a dick hits you so deep it feels like it's in the womb.
"So how was he last night?"

"He hit the baby last night."
by RoseKarcha August 10, 2017
mugGet the hit the babymug.

micro butt baby

When you shove a micro-stretch Armstrong up your ass
Here, take the micro butt baby & have fun
by PeePeePooPoo1999 April 25, 2021
mugGet the micro butt babymug.

bing bang boo boo baby

A word explaining the sentence of someone who cant have sex with people their age so they have sex with infants
Jack: "Since I can't have sex, im going to commit bing bang boo boo baby
by bites_za_dusto January 17, 2020
mugGet the bing bang boo boo babymug.

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