Shit Ton

A large amount of an item or thing. Used to describe the amount of something usually with great shock or aprasial.

John: Dude i made like 75 bucks waiting tables last night!

Chris: really?, dude thats a shit ton of money!

by chatham rumsfored June 2, 2010

creeking shit

Creeking Shit: a situation screwed up beyond all recoginition. Also when a situation has already gone to hell and you can't find a way out.

By the time we did get to the base, it had already been blown to bits. I grabbed to walkie-talkie, "Major, we are defanitly creeking shit."

by kallisto July 31, 2008

shit walk

To walk with one's head held high and an attitude of utmost disgust towards whomever the walk is aimed at.

"Dude, that team sucks. Let's shit walk them and freak them out a bit."

by Danielle7 February 13, 2007

shit-fleck

1. Verb. To use one's fingers to flick tiny pieces of poo onto a hard surface, such as a wall, a bathroom mirror, or all over someone's house.

Cleetus: Dang dogg, I went crazy last night and shit-flecked Jim's entire living room!

by Chuck Breitel January 2, 2009

Penta'd that shit

To hit five consecutive bowls in one sitting.

B: You Mike what'd you do? your high as shit

M: I just penta'd that shit!!

by Bdubzz3 February 20, 2009

Shit-balls

see: Damn-it

John: i just beat you in scrabble
Mike: Ah, Shit-balls!!

by Mitchel Collins February 20, 2009

shit matters

used when u don't give a fuck/shit/damn etc

mike: damn those chicas' hot but i ain't got balls to approach
mike jr: shit matters, homeboy we're drunk as fuck at friday night and got nuthing to lose anyway!

by finlandia duuuuude December 16, 2008