sidewalk head

The act of performing felatio on someone while they are driving a mobility scooter on the sidewalk.

Tara's husband is so old that to spice up their night out, he asked for sidewalk head on the way home from the Hot Shoppes.

by TrueFacts95 June 4, 2023

Head Musher

The most irritating guest at your wedding.The sort that would gasp at the sight of a pretty ribbon, sniff right through the ceremony, get you a lousy present and invariably eat the most food.

Bob: I sweat to God, I'm never inviting Aunt Muriel to another one of my weddings.

Bill: Yep, She's one Head Musher

by hookedonhooks May 30, 2011

Head-Hush-Up

An insulting phrase; which in of itself is as well a Title. In layman's terms to use this phrase is to confer the postion of being the foremost authority of shutting the fuck up.

*Can also be used with positive intent, like the way rappers use "bitch" in their songs, as if to say this person is the foremost authority on getting people to shut the fuck up*

"You really the Head-Hush-Up."
"Is that the Head-Hush-Up i hear?"
"Head-Hush-Up, whats your job again?"

by MICHEAL-MORI September 19, 2024

Airpod Head

Someone whos hair sticks out and hairline is upside down, making their head look like an airpod.

Ex: Have you met that new kid Joel? He has a huge Airpod Head.

by chadeesa July 20, 2024

mr head

A head that sukk a dick

She is a mr head

by Detrotarea77 September 5, 2019

Meth-head

Typically a white man in his 30’s who likes flipping stolen items for money to buy meth and collecting useless shit. Most meth-heads have what I like to call a “ passion “. Some enjoy rapping, some like melting gold with a welding torch, some are in it for the gram.

Charley is a real Meth-head man, I saw him smoked out the other day rapping on the roof of a church.

by Asterisk Potato December 2, 2023

cyber-head

A walking encyclopedia of knowledge gathered from the web.

Practically everything John knows came to him through web searches and research. He is a cyber-head.

{intelligence} {knowledgeable} {cyber-head}

by bentrying April 23, 2011