Only the most serious condition of resting bitch face possible; the superlative of when a person, usually a girl, who naturally looks mean when her face is expressionless, without meaning to.
Karen, Jane and Christina all suffer from resting bitch face, but only Karen wins the prize of resting Melania face.
by Sun Chaser January 19, 2021

I can’t wait to get home. I’ve got a Mars facemask waiting for me.
Husband says, “ I’m so stressed out my wife’s on the rag again”
Friend says, “ dude to feel closer to my old lady during that time I let her give me a Mars face mask. “
Husband says, “ I’m so stressed out my wife’s on the rag again”
Friend says, “ dude to feel closer to my old lady during that time I let her give me a Mars face mask. “
by Zachary nielk September 28, 2025

by HippieFl1p April 5, 2022

Face-Time (hyphend) is the female slang version as is Head the skabd version for the make, of giving or receiving oral sex.
by Sojuvet March 8, 2020

An expression of extreme shock or disbelief, so horrible that it appears almost fictional, is typically marked by wide eyes and an open mouth.
Example: When he saw the unexpected scene of a movie, he wore an Afghani face that left everyone staring at him awkwardly.
by BetterBandy September 29, 2025

by Eyohas Da Boss October 4, 2023

Oliver tree's coined term a double faced entendre means someone who has a few totally different personalities, when you don't know about one or a few of their personalities.
by okbruhwhatisthisusername December 18, 2021
