i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out

you screwed up bigtime. fr on god.

person 1: i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh

by some random ahh mothafucka idk June 6, 2022

a girl that leads a guy to believe that she's going to have sex with him, then doesnt. or pleases him to the point of almost orgasm and doesnt let him have it

a girl that leads a guy to believe that she's going to have sex with him, then doesnt. or pleases him to the point of almost orgasm and doesnt let him have it

a girl that leads a guy to believe that she's going to have sex with him, then doesnt. or pleases him to the point of almost orgasm and doesnt let him have it

by sound of freedom March 15, 2021

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Basically the thing that comes out whenever you copy and paste the upper tab of the Urban Dictionary site.

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by \/+{[me]}+\/ April 29, 2021

Affectionate Sex

"Affectionate Sex" is a type of sex, when people have sex cause of the need to show their affection as a friend or lover.

Joshua and Stacy had affectionate sex! Hilarious!

by cheoud August 4, 2022

sex mode

Sex mode is when someone goes really crazy by doing something or for something

Nah, he went sex mode on those guys man, The match was immediately over when he went sex mode, they lost.

by koikonkonimiyakuharofu February 10, 2024

Athletic sex life

What a track athlete and cheerleader would have, which is weird to imagine.

Track athlete-Cheer me on while I jump you baby.

Cheerleader- I hate it when you jump me, I'm not a hurdle. Gooooooo, fuck yourself tonight, I'm not in the mood.

Track athlete- I thought I was gonna get a trophy or a ring for my athletic sex life.

by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020

Neutral Sex

When A Gay Male/Female Has Sex With A Straight Male/Female.

My Gay Brother And My Gf Just Had Neutral Sex.

by TransStr8 September 6, 2021