i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out

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you screwed up bigtime. fr on god.

person 1: i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh

by some random ahh mothafucka idk June 6, 2022

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a girl that leads a guy to believe that she's going to have sex with him, then doesnt. or pleases him to the point of almost orgasm and doesnt let him have it

by sound of freedom March 15, 2021

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