Night Swimming

Skinny dipping - like the R.E.M. song Nightswimming from 1993.

"Night swimming deserves a quiet night
I'm not sure all these people understand
It's not like years ago, the fear of getting caught
Of recklessness and water
They cannot see me naked" - R.E.M.

by just an old dude June 29, 2025

[adult swim]

A late-night TV programming block for adults created by Cartoon Network. If you don't wanna write adult swim then write as, you dildo

Damn, I love 12. Oz. Mouse and Superjail! Intact I love all adult swim jokes all together!

by Kids Sati June 30, 2025

Taylor Swift

An exceptionally toothy blowjob

John broke up with Emma after she gave him the 'ole Taylor Swift in his car.

by deepspace_69 July 2, 2025

bitch switch

switching a larger shot for a smaller shot

“Yo, is this shot bigger than that one? Yeah? Let’s switch.”
“Oh damn bro, you pulling the bitch switch?”

by aliasianti July 17, 2025

bitch switch

switching a larger shot for a smaller shot

“Yo, is this shot bigger than that one? Yeah? Let’s switch.”
“Oh damn bro, you doing the bitch switch?”

by aliasianti July 17, 2025

No Swishers, b*tch!

Commonly used as a producer type tag at the beginning of songs distributed by the indie hip-hop record label, No Swishers Entertainment.

*song begins to play intro violins* “NO SWISHERS, B*TCH” *song begins* No Swishers, b*tch!

by No Swishers Entertainment July 19, 2025

Cornhill Swiffer Jet

When you ejaculate in a girl’s mouth and then quickly flip her upside-down so the juice runs out of her nostrils onto the floor, followed by a prompt mopping of the floor with the hair on her head.

“I think I found the one… finally, a girl whose core is strong enough to stay rigid during a Cornhill Swiffer Jet.”

by bflem August 16, 2025