save all your table scraps for big kissy baby whose outside in the car with the ac on I don't want big kissy baby getting hot or hungry.
by Chainsawpartsonline April 19, 2018

When AJ calls your crying because the girl he likes disses him… Then can’t admit he cried to a group of friends because he thinks it makes him less then.
by Aj is a cry baby November 11, 2022

Have you ever seen anyone with marital issues then they have a baby? Well token babies are babies that "save" a couples' marriage.
"I though Sarah and Mike were gonna divorce, now they have a kid?"
"I don't think slapping a token baby will fix their issues"
"I don't think slapping a token baby will fix their issues"
by luchbochep October 6, 2022

An widely respected, ancient proverb from Joseline Hernandez, who once said, ""if you a mama.. and you ain’t got ya baby, and your mama got ya baby, then you not the mama, yo grandma is the baby."
Riddler: "A boy and a doctor were fishing. The boy was the doctor's son, but the doctor was not the boy's father. Who is the doctor?"
Hero: "The grandma is the baby”.
Hero: "The grandma is the baby”.
by grandmaisthebaby December 16, 2023

by jared is my baby February 1, 2021

The horrible condition in which a twin is relegated to "top" status in the mother's womb. Due to being on top, the fetus is relegated to only receiving "leftowver's" in terms of nutrients. In addition to lack of nutrients, the top baby receives all the negative substances the mother brings in (smoke, alcohol, drugs, etc.). As a result, the "top baby" will be physically smaller, and weaker, as well as substantially less intelligent, and more prone to learning disorders.
by Risky Moth September 7, 2011

by Zha Zhu February 11, 2021
