Cock Piranha

When a woman gives head and bites your dick in the process

Goddamnit Stacy, stop being such a Cock Piranha . It hurts my dick

by PurpleMinivan November 30, 2020

Cock jacker

One (male) who in conversation with a fellow, workmate etc is inclined to grab the other guy's crotch suddenly and without warning. The object is ostensibly to put the victim ill at ease and in a state of embarrassment. However, one wonders if it's simply an excuse to grab other mens' genitals.

Tony: I hate talking to Mike. I'm in the middle of a sentence and he just grabs my dick every time
Stan: yup, he's a cock jacker to be sure

by Iggle Piggle's alcoholic broth June 3, 2020

Cock

1) The best goddamn thing in the world. If I could I would ride one all day!

The best thing ever is a cock in my pussy!

by SassySexGirl101 June 4, 2020

Cock

Another way of saying nice Lamborghini

Not a pepe

I like that cock

by themainmannnnnn June 4, 2020

Alarm Cock

A man/woman who acts very annoying and makes loud noises when a alarm clock goes off.

“Jeez that guys is a real Alarm Cock in the morning”

by DeWordMaster June 5, 2020

Cock

The thing that your mum sucked last night.

If you know you know (BIG ASS COCK) ;)

by I like dick221 June 11, 2020

cock paradox

When a man sends another man a dick pic on propose, but the second man screenshots it. Who is more gay? This is the “cock paradox”.

Guy 1: “You know what the cock paradox is?”
Guy 2: “No, what’s that?”
Guy 1: “It’s like Schrodinger‘s dick, you won’t know until the message is open.”

by Saxon101 June 14, 2020