big headed turtle

Much like the big headed turtle, this term describes a big headed and small minded member of an older generation that is going extinct. The big headed turtle is a member of an older generation that has no interest in updating their knowledge of the world, only reads biased articles, belittles issues of millennials that he/she has never faced or researched, ferociously holds the baton on Facebook for insensitive propaganda, instigates and incites arguments for joy, does not know how to check sources for accuracy, and denies being racist/homophobic/sexist while supporting racist/homophobic/sexist ideals. Enjoys, coincidentally, calling others bigots while in fact being a bigot.
This big headed turtle posted a picture of millennials crying, affected by the deaths in the Florida shooting, stating that millennials only problems are "getting offended and protesting ridiculous causes."

Thank goodness big headed turtles are going extinct. One told me he isn't racist, but will not hire African Americans because of "how they get."

My big headed boss turtle inappropriately grabbed me at a company party, then told me, "Men don't get assaulted, they get complimented or fired."
by lolweird February 25, 2018
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Cheese head

Really just a lame ahh nigga that let anything slide
Person 1: aye bro we outside today?
Person 2: nah bro i got a gf now.
Person 1: who?
Person 2: my ex
Person 1: you talm bout the hoe that cheated on you?
Person 2: yeah man i got back with with her.
Person 1: man dawg you a true cheese head.
by Nelly2801 August 6, 2022
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pog head

phat ed
by YoungPussyBacon June 12, 2022
mugGet the pog headmug.

[Leech Head]

A blow job given to a blood covered cock; typically a penis covered in menstrual blood.
Last night in the dark this girl was fucking and sucking my cock like a hose hound, and when we were done there was still blood at the base of the shaft of my penis. I'm pretty sure I got leech head!
by MCTAHOE July 3, 2011
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Metal head

A girl who has so many piercings in her face she looks like a piece of metal from the junkyard
Damn that bitch looks like a female robocop , let's call her metal head.
by Santasquad100 September 24, 2023
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GET OUT MY HEAD

If you are on FACEBOOK and this UPPER ESCHELON is showing you are a STUPID PEOPLE as exception as not counting the BACK OF HEAD.

In the lower ESCHELON ALL MALES drop your PANTS and dive bell SEEKERS females DROP your pants.

FEMINIST ZOMBIE ELLEN says it's a new edition on CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY showing they are in charge of the UPPER ESCHELON HEAD.
Just like me GET OUT MY HEAD as I am STUPID PEOPLE too.

OK, is that an order, SHANE CODD the great FISH GOD GOD ARIANA GRANDOSITY as we will GET OUT MY HEAD but SHIT CLICKS to as dive bells as DIVE and protrude your CLIT HEAD.

As see FEMINIST ZOMBIE is in charge GET OUT MY HEAD as they order all the MALES to assume the LOWER ESCHELON position while their UPPER ESCHELON HEADS prosecute as many NALES as possible as it is a code word (GRAB THEM BY THE COCKY )
by METE MEAT MEET May 5, 2021
mugGet the GET OUT MY HEADmug.

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